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Dear Pat Robertson

Fuck off you damned charlatan. Gay people aren't what's wrong with this country. The ACLU isn't what's wrong with this country. Secular humanism isn't what's wrong with this country. Rap music isn't what's wrong with this country. But one thing that is wrong is that you still manage to get people to listen to your hateful, sorry-ass excuse for preaching. God told you that there would be an attack on the USA, eh? Well, did you ask for details so you could call Jack Bauer and have it stopped? No? You're just going to sit there and let "it" happen so you can sit back and bask in your God-given rightness. You fucking useless clown. I don't know how you live with yourself, spewing all the crap that you do. Please, do us all a favor and go crawl back under whatever rock you came from.

Love,
Pat

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Dear Rudy

You're not my mayor any more you spineless hack.

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Jack-King, Suited

It's really a funny story, I swear...but you wouldn't understand.

Ryan, I hope you won. I really do. Actually, I was hoping Scott would win (honestly), but you're the next best thing.

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May 25, 2006

Tumble Test

Stewart/Colbert '08. I'd vote for them.

I'm not sure about The Wing Dipper, in fact, I think it scares me.

bapper would love this -- being able to switch virtual desktops by smacking your computer...

Get Cork'd.

Turns out elephants don't like treadmills either. I could have told you that.

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May 23, 2006

iTunes Goes Blue

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Liberals who buy The Dixie Chicks and watch Stephen Colbert mock the president, in a very unfunny way mind you, not only undermine the Long Global War on Terrorism and Extremism (LoGWoTE) but they also smell bad and say mean things about conservatives and are unhinged and hate America. They probably think Al Gore should be in the Oval Office giving state secrets away to China while he uses the phone to ask for campaign contributions.

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May 7, 2006

The Weekend That Was

I flamed out at my first poker tournament this weekend. I'm pretty sure I don't like poker tournaments, and it's not just because I lost1. The thing that draws me to poker night is basically the social aspect. At the tournament everyone was there for the game. Sure there was drinking, jokes, and other social stuff going on but the master of the evening was the blinds timer. I'll be glad to go back to the smaller, more comfortable Thursday night setting.

So, already the night isn't going as well as it could. As we're driving into our drive way we notice that one of our front windows is broken. The first thing that goes through my head is did we get broken into, quickly followed by "oh crap, I hope the dogs are okay." As we moved to the door we could here the dogs stirring inside, so that was a relief...we just had to keep them away from the shards of broken glass. Then we got inside and saw the blood. Lots of blood. It was on the floor and smeared all over the windows. Right then we knew what happened.

For a while now the neighbor's dog has been coming onto our front porch and stirring shit up with Bash. I've even been home when it happened and it sounds really bad when they are barking at each other through the window. This time the two of them managed to break the window. We found glass on the inside and the outside, plus Bash had a cut on her bottom lip.

So, off to talk to the neighbors about their dog. It's always fun going over to somebody's place to tell them they (by neglecting their responsibility as dog owners in a city environment) screwed your house up. It went as well as we could have expected it to go.

My folks came over and we put up a piece of plywood over the broken window. It's really a tribute to the Okie blood that runs through my veins.

We also watched Fantastic Four, which was just horrible. Avoid it like the bird flu.

Sunday was spent mostly on the pool, and by 'on' I mean trying to get the damn pump working like it should, which means that I got a great sunburn. You may call me The Irish Lobster for the next fews days...but only if you want to get punched in the neck. I watched Paycheck and while it's not the worst John Woo movie ever, his record making movies in the US is just downright sad.

Anyway...here's to next weekend being less sun-burny and having better movies to watch.

1 For the record, I was playing pretty by-the-book hold 'em and took a ridiculous number of bad beats. But then, that's what happens at tournaments...

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May 3, 2006

Shared Symbols

Flags. National anthem sung only in English. Lots of stupid going around. This rant over at TPM Cafe pretty much buries all the stupid. I'm still gonna need a whole lot of happy to get over it all though.

Stop embarrassing America by suggesting that the ostentatious display of exclusionary shiboleths are what unite us as a people. That's what unites the French, and that's why they get so upset when people eat the wrong goddamned cheese. I mean, the English can sing our national anthem in English. That doesn't make them more American than, um, people living and working here who left their entire life behind for a chance at the American dream.

Can I get a "Hell yeah!"?

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April 29, 2006

We Made Our Bed

The fact is that if Americans did some serious conservation, they could reduce consumption by 1/3. Since they use about 20 million barrels a day of petroleum, they could replace the production of both Iraq and Iran (Iran produces 4 million bbd and exports 2 of it) all by themselves, just by going on the kind of diet Europe did in the early 1980s. But the last politician who dared tell you that was Jimmy Carter and no one will ever, ever go on television and talk that way again, who aspires to hold public office.

Juan Cole

I've been driving, a mid sized car,
I never hurt anyone
Is that a fact?
The price of gas keeps on rising
Nothing comes for free
Make like a stone, make like a plant
I can tell you, how this ends

We're going to win this
With spades and truncheons, guns and trowels
That is how the war will be won
Just swat the fly
Taking care of cars and bodies
Nothing ever comes for free
The ghosts are here, red white and blue

I can tell you how this ends

Bloc Party
The Price of Gas
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  • pre-recorded public services announcements to put in your podcasts
    (tags: eff advocacy)

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When You're Old

This is how conversations go:

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December 29, 2005

NSA Cookies

Let me say this as clearly as I possibly can.

THE NSA WEB SERVER PUTTING PUTTING COOKIES ON YOUR PC IS NOT "SPYING"!

Seriously people...there are real things to worry about and I assure you this is not one of them. If they really wanted to spy on your web habbits they would just get the data from Google, DoubleClick, and Abacus.

That is all.

December 27, 2005

Hopeless

How hopeless is John McCain? Completely. Yes, "let the students decide" what they get taught in science classes. What a load.

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Christmas Juxtaposition

Pope Benedict XVI

In today's consumer society, this time (of the year) is unfortunately subjected to a sort of commercial 'pollution' that is in danger of altering its true spirit, which is characterized by meditation, sobriety and by a joy that is not exterior but intimate

Bill O'Reilly

Every company in America should be on its knees thanking Jesus for being born. Without Christmas, most American businesses would be far less profitable; more than enough reason for businesses to be screaming Merry Christmas.

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November 20, 2005

Concepts

Some concepts are easy to get. Like "FIRE BAD!" It's very simple, to the point, and easy to convey. Then there are some concepts that are very hard, like free speech and freedom of religion. They are so hard the people who founded this country wrote down the basics of them so we could always refer back and make sure we still had it right.

But as people with power are wont to do, they are gaming the system. I'm specifically referring to Jerry Falwell's "Friend or Foe Christmas Campaign." If you want to read more about the he said, she said part of it, feel free. Either way I will assume that you, like myself, feel that Falwell is a jackass and continue on in such a fashion.

Falwell knows he has a lot of power, as does his brand of Christianity. He convinces people that they are under attack and/or becoming a minority to get his folks fightin' mad and to demand the protections provided in the Constitution. And by "protection" I mean "preference" -- which as you know is specifically not how the Constitution describes freedom of religion. In other words, they want freedom for their religion at the expense of other religions. To them, that is more than fair since they are "under attack." If you say they aren't under attack, well, you're attacking them and you're going to Hell. Yippee!

For a while I was worried when various brands and braches of "faith" started seeking to weaken freedom of religion, as envisioned by the Consitution. Because even though it appeared to be a group effort, it would end up with one at the top getting more play than the others. Which would seem to me to be the exact opposite of freedom of religion.

So once again, lets think all the way back to jr. high and remember that yes, our founders were "people of faith" and even predominatly Christian -- who were repressed by the Church of England. So they bailed and found a place where they could practice their faith their way. Then when we became a country we thought it would be a good idea if the State didn't get to have a religion so it wouldn't feel it necessary to to crap on all the others.

BRILLIANT!

So, in my opinion, either Falwell and his ilk never made it past jr. high or they are playing people for fools.

November 18, 2005

Smart People Playing Dumb

I dig 37 Signals. I read their weblog. I buy their books. I use their sites. They're smart cookies.

Except when they aren't.

If you ask people who think you suck to express how much they think you suck, you should expect the obvious. But, I guess not.

I'm sorry, but the "jump the shark" post was literally asking for non-productive "noise" to be posted. I know that turning comments off have been a while in the making, but this was clearly the straw to the camel's back.

Honestly, I don't care. I don't go there to read comments. In fact, I'm fed up with "community" sites. I should say that I'm fed up with certain aspects of these sites, mainly the asshats who use them to try and make a name for themselves. Think "first post!" and I think you get my drift.

I, for one, will welcome our new comment-less SVN overlords.

November 9, 2005

FSM: The Book

In celebration of the Flying Spaghetti Monster book, I suggest you convert now and avoid the rush.

Pastafarianism benefits:

  • Flimsy moral standards.
  • Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
  • Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

Hard to beat that.

But while we're on the topic of "intelligent design," lets talk about Kansas. And by "talk," I do mean "laugh at." President Bush wants science students to hear "both sides" so they "know what the debate is about." Once again, our Dear Leader is wrong. There are more than two sides, as the "Christian God" version of ID clearly conflict with the Flying Spaghetti Monster version of ID. This part of the debate is critical, as one of the Kansas School Board members spreads it out in a nutshell:

Member Kenneth Willard accused the scientific establishment of having "blind faith in evolution." He told his colleagues during a 45-minute debate that the anti-evolution view is more intellectually honest.

Now, I don't know which ID version Mr WIllard is coming from (he is not pictured in the WaPo story and so I can't tell if he is in pirate regalia or not) and that is critically important to the debate, as I'm sure the president would agree. We want to know all sides, don't we?

November 2, 2005

Catch Up

Not much goin' on, but there are a few small items to get out there before I forget them.

Ryan is excited! How excited is he? I'm glad you asked. He's so excited, he wrote about his NY trip.

While it's quite clear, and really always has been, that Americans don't like abortion, they generally don't think it should be illegal either.

The musings about torture being the canary in the coal mine really don't say enough about how wrong we are. We are so wrong, we're using Soviet-era prisons. Do the words "Evil Empire" ring a bell? I would hope that to any sane person there would be nothing to justify this insanity.

Last, but never least, we have a Giblets rant.

Oh how Giblets longs for the good old days of seven months ago, when the stately Bill Frist held court over an emergency session to prolong the life of the famously vegetative, or when the august Rick Santorum compared gay marriage to terrorism on the Seante floor! Instead we must endure the pernicious and terrible tricks of Harry Reid, Mormon from Hell, as he hijacks America's upper house in some petty quest for Congressional oversight!

What can I say. The munky abides.

Ambr Munky at the Canyon

October 26, 2005

Life Moves Pretty Fast

If you blink, you might miss the World Series.

Oops. Oh well...the good news is that House will be back on now.

The bad news is that the two guys I know from the north side of Chicago are prepping for hara-kiri.

Can't win 'em all, or in the case of the Astros, any.

August 30, 2005

Katrina

It's bad...consider donating to the Red Cross.

August 20, 2005

Stay The Course

The British have learned from the Bush administration -- never admit mistakes and never let them change what you are doing.

London's police force has reviewed its controversial "shoot-to-kill" policy and left it largely unchanged despite the killing of a Brazilian mistaken for a would-be suicide bomber, Scotland Yard said on Saturday.

Although, they clearly have not perfected the strategy yet.

"We have reviewed it and we have made one or two small changes, but the operation remains essentially the same," a Metropolitan police spokeswoman told Reuters.

Small changes like not shooting random people seven times in the melon? Sounds like a good, small change to me. Or as atrios says, "I do wish someone would give me the list of approved behaviors so I too can avoid summary execution."

Jeebus...

August 9, 2005

Good News About Iraq

August 3, 2005

Creationism By Any Other Name...

ID is not a scientific theory.

That is all.

August 2, 2005

The News From Iraq

Juan Cole catches a great breakdown on the whole good news/bad news thing about Iraq from the Reuters Baghdad bureau chief.

"I regard the charge that journalists in Iraq are skewing their reporting and focusing 'too much on bad news' as ill-informed, and a great insult to the Iraqi people. Many of those who criticize Iraq coverage seem to be suggesting that the media should somehow play down or ignore the fact that so many Iraqi civilians are being killed. It's an attitude that implies that Iraqis are not entitled to the level of safety and security enjoyed by people elsewhere in the world. Of course, some progress is being made in Iraq. Many people in Iraq, including U.S. soldiers, are doing their best to rebuild the country and improve security. But taken in isolation, the renovation of a power plant or the opening of a new school are not a story unless placed in the wider context, and the wider context is that reconstruction is proceeding much more slowly than had been expected."

July 18, 2005

Today's Juxtaposition

A Colorado congressman told a radio show host that the U.S. could "take out" Islamic holy sites if Muslim fundamentalist terrorists attacked the country with nuclear weapons.

Fox News

Collective punishment is a term describing the punishment of a group of people for the crime of a few or even of one. It is contradictory to the modern concept of due process, where each individual receives separate treatment based on their individual circumstances -- as they relate to the crime in question.

Collective Punishment
Wikipedia

July 17, 2005

Believe the Lie, for it is Truth

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July 11, 2005

Monday. Ugh.

Who wants to watch video on a screen that is less than 2"×2"? Can you imagine watching Lord of the Rings on an iPod? Does it feel entertaining?

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Fairwell "The happiest of all lives is a busy solitude" Fly Away I wedde: tracks

Could Karl Rove being any more dangerous if he tried?

My work PC just told me it was time to install SP2. Now before you ask why it wasn't installed ages ago, it's centrally managed. Lets just leave it at that shall we?

June 30, 2005

Oh, Italy...

USA: Did too!
Italy: Did not!

June 28, 2005

On God

<bapper> I'm so against multi-national bullshit and CEOs that make more money than god.
<pberry> God is a pauper...Hell, I make more money than God!
<pberry> He works pro-bono
<bapper> yeah, but look at all the cash he gets licensing his franchise!
<pberry> that's true

June 6, 2005

Failure to Moderate

We use too much!

We don't use enough!

Is moderation illegal in this country or what?

May 12, 2005

Reap What You Sow

Abuse of a biblical metaphor? Perhaps. But on Sunday I did a tiny bit of digging on the pastor who thought it would be a good idea to cleanse his flock of icky Democrats (read: sinners) and the whole church/non-profit IRS thing. Nothing big. But I thought the news that he was fired resigned should at least warrant a post.

That is all.

May 11, 2005

The Horrible Truth?

Mark Morford's Boy Scout leader was Jim West. Yes, that in-the-closet-gay-hatin' Republican Jim West. His column this week is relatively free of snark as he runs down his history with West. But I think he hits on a good point, one which Bill Hicks made as well.

And someone should really do a national, once-and-for-all study to back up what everyone already knows -- which is, of course, that the more repressed and sanctimonious and uptight you are about sex and love and gender and religion, the more likely you are to be involved in secret kink, in deep perversion, illegal perversion, perversion that crosses the line from healthy and slippery and delicious to degrading and morally reprehensible and Karl Rove. Just ask -- did I say this already? -- the Catholic Church.

Yeah, yeah...painting with a broad brush. Just do the study and then watch them all say "numbers lie" until they are blue in the face.

May 8, 2005

More Frank Rich Please

Op-ed

Much as we all delight in the latest horse-milking joke, the happiest news in comedy last week was the announcement that "The Daily Show" will be spinning off a new half-hour on Comedy Central starring its "senior White House correspondent," Stephen Colbert. Make no mistake about it: the ratings rise of Jon Stewart's fake news has been in direct relation to the show's prowess at blowing the whistle on propaganda when the legitimate press fails to do so. The correspondents' dinner, itself a "Daily Show" target last week, could not have been a more graphic illustration of why, at a time when trust in real news is plummeting, there's a bull market for fake news that can really be trusted to know what is fake.

March 24, 2005

Morning Advice

You, are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you! Unraveled DNA, and at the same time you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing! Do you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? You lot? Cheeky bastards. You're running around science like kids with guns, creating a new world, while the world you've got is stinking, but, hands up, hands up anyone who thinks you've got it right. Yeah, there's always one. I can see you. If you want the position of God then take the responsibility.

Stephen Baxter
The Second Coming (TV)

March 16, 2005

I award you no points...

Now I know why I let Atrios read Jonah Goldberg for me.

Oy!

December 23, 2004

The Very Essense of the War in Iraq

"How do we expect the same people who can't make things stop getting worse to make things better?"

December 20, 2004

Open Letter to Ben Stiller

Stop. Hurting. America. Stop making dorkwad movies. Please.

December 19, 2004

Stop. Hurting. Christmas.

James Wolcott with one of his reliably dead-on take-downs of a wingnut mythos.

This "fear of Christmas" is a phantom menace conjured every year so that certain crybaby Christians can adopt victim status and model a pained expression over the sad fact that not everyone around them isn't carrying on like the Cratchits.

Indeed. I'm about to choke on the amount of Christ in Christmas this year. Why don't they complain about all the non-denominational people like myself who only take part in the crass consumerism of the season? At least that would be legit.

I would also like to know how many of the folks that are getting their panties in a bunch know the real story of Christmas and would they be willing to fight Oliver Cromwell to the death to celebrate it? After all, this country wasn't founded by "Christians," but by Puritans. You know, the dudes with the funny hats? Yes, I know that makes me a hater, but I'm just sayin'...

December 17, 2004

Iraq is no Vietnam

Found on First Draft

A soldier on leave has been accused of having his cousin shoot him
so he would not have to return to Iraq, the police say.

The soldier, Specialist Marquise J. Roberts, 23, of Hinesville, Ga., suffered a minor wound to his left leg from a .22-caliber pistol on Tuesday, the police said. Specialist Roberts was treated at a hospital, then arrested after he and his cousin admitted having made up a story about the shooting, the authorities said.

After giving differing accounts of the incident, "they just broke down and confessed that they concocted the whole story so he didn't have to go back to the war," Lt. James Clark of the Philadelphia police department said on Thursday.

December 11, 2004

The Dying Dollar

So I go to donate to the FlickrExport plugin for iPhoto through PayPal and see this:

PayPal's Exchange Rate as of Dec. 11, 2004:
1 U.S. Dollar = 0.509535Pounds Sterling

Emphasis mine. But Mr Speirs, who is in the UK, would like to be paid in Pounds, not worthless American dollars. Who can blame him?

November 29, 2004

Federalism, the "Commerce Clause" and Buds

Slate has a terrific run-down of the oral arugement from the medical mary-ju-wana case before the Supreme Court. It's from Lithwick, so you know there are some great zingers. Read to the end, it's worth it.

November 13, 2004

Justifying Adsense

Anil has the right idea.

I will use my earnings from adsense to pay for you all to be killed.

Luckily you're all safe, my account is not that full. But it's an idea I will continue to mull over.

November 6, 2004

Fun with Jesusland

A del.icio.us jesusland tag awaits your participation.

October 29, 2004

Ann you ignorant...

Well, you know the rest. But let us look at it from Ann's viewpoint for a moment. Two dumb-asses ran at her, while she was on stage speaking, with aluminum pans filled with an unidentified, white creamy substance. She had only seconds to react. Did she stand there and take it like that pansy Bill Gates? No way. Not Ann Coulter. She got on her high heels and dodged those pies! To which we say bravo Ann! Bravo!

In the split second before she hightailed it off stage she must have been overcome with fright. Her liberaldar (which is like gaydar, only it detects liberals instead of gay people) must have been telling her something was amiss. No doubt a feeling of terror had filled her gut. This sense of terror is obviously what she is referring to in her statement on Hannity and Colmes when she said, "an act of terrorism was committed against me."

I'm sure in no way she was comparing having two pies thrown at her to the east coast sniper attacks, the Oklahoma City bombing or either of the WTC attacks. Because really, that would just be stupid. Who would be so delusional and self-absorbed to compare themselves to victims of real terrorism for having pies thrown at them.

October 26, 2004

The Weather Tonight

Blows.

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My conversation with beej:

me: sh*t man, we're having a hell of a thunderstorm up here

beej: rockin

beej: haha look at it!

beej: what did you guys do, ray?!

me: I started lighting candles, that's for damn sure

What did I do indeed?

October 10, 2004

Open Letter to Mr. Okrent, NYT Public Editor

Sent via e-mail.

Mr. Okrent,

I will admit to seeing your latest action via Atrios, but I do read many articles in the NYT on a daily basis. I subscribe to the RSS feed for the NYT Home Page. You may feel free to use my name if you wish, although I admit, that is a bit vain of me.

I really do feel that you did the readers, which you represent, a disservice. You are the Public Editor of the New York Times, the "paper of record," not some local rag that basically re-prints AP articles along with high school football scores and police blotters. I think with your job comes a very large responsibility, which you violated by essentially outing people, again who you represent, that were writing letters which you or the reporter didn't agree with or were offended by.

I read your response and I know you feel justified in what you did. But as a reader that you represent, let me say that I don't feel that you were justified and I would appreciate you addressing the concerns of Atrios (Duncan Black) and myself (and I'm sure there are plenty of other people with our same view points writing e-mails this very moment). This isn't a matter of yelling at the ref to get a better call next time. I'm not trying to "soften" you up so that you see my point of view. This is just a plain disagreement about what your job entails and how you are doing it. I know those may sound like the same thing, but I'm confident you understand the difference.

I appreciate your time and look forward to your response,
Patrick Berry
Chico, CA

October 6, 2004

NASCAR Nipple

The Washington Post has a story out this morning about how Dale Jr. got docked 25 points for dropping an S-bomb on live TV. It knocked him out of first place in the NASCAR standings.

Was it merely a "speech malfunction" or was it a vile display that will scar the minds of impressionable children all over the country. Will there be huge FCC fines? Will there be congressional hearings? Will there be crying and outrage? Is NASCAR trying to destroy american values? Will EA pull any NASCAR sponsorships? Will the King of Beers drop Dale Jr.?

The short answer is, of course, no. Nothing is as bad as a nipple.

October 4, 2004

First Monday in October

Legal wonks rejoice! SCOTUS is in the house! Will they decide who is president this year too?

September 13, 2004

Global Warming Juxtaposition

Hotter days to cause more deaths in California, report says

Heat-related deaths can be expected to increase up to 180 percent annually by 2050 and as much as 500 percent annually by the end of the century if the atmosphere continues to warm, according to the report by ATMOS Research and Consulting.

Media Matters:

On the September 9 broadcast of The Rush Limbaugh Show, radio host Rush Limbaugh claimed that global warming is "malarkey" and that "[t]he idea that we [human beings] have any power over nature is absolute absurdity."

But then who can really fault Rush for being wrong? It's not like he lives in an area that will be effected by global warming. Oh wait...he does (61k pdf). I'm sure Rush doesn't worry since it's all "malarkey" anyway. It's not based on "sound science." And by "sound science" I mean it doesn't sound like something he agrees with, so it's bogus.

September 4, 2004

Feel the Love

I found this gem on a Slate Chatterbox.

If Steenburgen and Monica are not ample enough demonstration, realise that fifty percent of American Familes are headed by single women, test scores are dropping, misandry is rampant, American is being bought up by the EU, Women make 90% of retial purchase decisions in America and the democrats continue to pander to womens issues

-Glaucon

There you have it. It's the damn EU and women that are bringing this country down. At least you know who the real enemy is now.

August 18, 2004

My New Tagline

"Untrusted by the youth of America since 2003."

Now, only 35 years left until retirement...oy! In other words, happy birthday to me.

August 9, 2004

O'Reilly, is he F***** in the Head?

O'REILLY: You know that the No Child Left Behind Act and all of the federal money that has poured in to try to help the kids -- which, you know, everybody wants to help the kids, right? -- states can't spend the money. Most of the states are gonna have to give it back to the Treasury. They just can't spend the money.

Mr. O'Reilly, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

August 1, 2004

Out of Touch

It's incredible to read about people getting their panties in a bunch about the Vatican being "out of touch" and "behind the times" with regard to feminism. I mean really, this is the Vatican. You know, home of the Pope, where apologies and understanding come hundreds of years later.

Sure, this time it's statements about blaming feminism for gay marriage in what can only be described as a parody of a Calvin and Hobbes strip about their GROSS club. I also understand that people want the Vatican to be "in touch" and "with the times" but it just isn't and it probably never will be.

July 23, 2004

The Return of Ren

Ren is posting again. That is all.

July 5, 2004

Media in Wartime

The latest Chicago Tribune poll on how people feel about restrictions on the media during wartime. Some comforting results, some not so much.

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June 10, 2004

How Freedom Works

Atrios with the money shot: "If they can do it to Padilla, they can do it to you." Everyone should remember that. The reason why you should always be wary of taking away the freedoms of other people is that one day the other person could be you. So the next time you think about sticking up for holding people indefinitely without legal counsel, ask yourself if you would like to be held without access to a lawyer or our justice system. The next time you think it's okay to administer electric shocks to people, ask yourself if you would like to be picked up at random and have electric shocks administered to you.

I know it's a huge mind-stretch for most people to even think about putting themselves in the shoes of the "other person." But if we don't start soon, we may blow the whole thing.

June 9, 2004

Drink Lots of Water

Last year sometime I heard a story on NPR talking about the origin of the 8 glasses of water a day myth. They figured it was based on some calculations made from the average number of calories the body burns a day. I haven't bothered trying to find the story in their archive, but I did come across an interesting WebMD article that lays out the myths and the evidence.

  • Myth No. 1: We need to drink at least eight 8-ounce glasses of water a day
  • Myth No. 2: Caffeinated beverages make you dehydrated
  • Myth No. 3: By the time you feel thirsty, you're already becoming dehydrated
  • Myth No. 4: Drinking plenty of water can help you lose weight

Yes, water is good for you. You should drink water. That's why you get thirsty, to put it in the most simplistic terms possible of course. I just get really tired of people throwing the '8 glasses/2 liters a day' myth at me with nothing to back it up other than they 'heard it somewhere once.'

Water is just like everything else the body needs. It's best in moderation and in quantities that are right for your body. Too much water can harm you. Not enough water will obviously kill you. Obey your thirst™.

May 12, 2004

Muslim Outrage

When hate-spewing "pundits" ask where is the outrage from the Muslim world over the beheading, show them this.

How the Red Cross Spends Money

A good hearted conservative tried to convince me today that only $0.05 of every dollar donated to the Red Cross went towards helping people and that their financial records were not public. This is not the case. In fact, the exact opposite is the reality of the situation. "Management and General" account for 5% of the 2003 Operating Expenditures, as can be seen in their 2003 Report to the American People (PDF). But wait...there's more!

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Of course, his point was that the Red Cross isn't 100% good. There is some non-zero amount of "waste" in the organization. That cannot be denied, nor is it a realistic standard to hold any organization that deals with over $3 billion a year. Just look at how hard it is for the Pentagon to keep track of all their cash. They're still trying to account for over $2.3 trillion. I'm not trying to make excuses, just pointing out reality. Trying to keep waste as close to zero as possible is the goal, all the while maximizing the number of people helped. That and public financial records should be just what the doctor ordered.

For other tasty tidbits you might want to browse their Federal Charter to see how they are tied to the Department of Defense.

May 8, 2004

The Media Revolt Manifesto

Orcinus

1. The well-being of American democracy ultimately depends on a well-informed electorate. As such, the role of the media in keeping the public properly informed is not merely vital, it is sacred.

2. Over the past 20 years, American media have been in a state of serious decline insofar is it lives up to the responsibilities of this role:
-- Conglomeration and the increasing grip of monolithic corporatism has reduced the diversity of voices and viewpoints that are available to the public at all levels, from small local papers to major networks.

-- The rising dominance of television journalism has replaced serious journalism geared toward the public interest and policy with infotainment journalism that regards the value of stories almost solely for their ability to garner viewers through titillation, scandal-mongering and gore, while the perverse and demeaning cult of celebrity is elevated to the highest echelons.

-- The demise of the Fairness Doctrine has ensured that the public airwaves, controlled by a handful of conservatives given free rein to institute a hierarchy or self-interested propaganda, are now entirely the domain of right-wing ideologues who view defamation as entertainment and factuality and fairness as ratings death.

-- As a result of all these changes, reportage that remained vital to the public interest even though it may not have garnered strong bottom-line results -- especially investigative journalism, policy analysis, and international news -- became relegated to afterthought status.

3. The nature of these declines produced a string of travesties in the past decade and more:
-- The first major terrorist attack on American soil -- the April 19, 1995, bombing of the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City that killed 169 people -- was treated as the idiosyncratic act of a small handful of mentally unstable actors, rather than as the arrival of the most serious threat to confront America since World War II: asymmetrical terrorist attacks that cannot be linked to foreign states and which cannot be dealt with through military action.

-- The continuing appearance of similar attempts to perpetrate equally horrific domestic terrorist attacks, mostly by right-wing extremists, in the five years ensuing Oklahoma City was utterly ignored by media outlets, largely because of the success of law enforcement in stopping such attacks in their tracks through an effective combination of law enforcement and intelligence.

-- The grotesque pursuit of pseudo-scandals regarding President Clinton's private life -- from Whitewater to "Travelgate" to Monica Lewinsky -- became the centerpiece of national coverage of his presidency, eclipsing any rational discussion of his administration's policy initiatives as well as those of the post-1994 Republican Congress. This pursuit finally culminated in charade of Clinton's impeachment for allegedly perjuring himself in testimony over a civil suit that should never have been allowed in the first place, while in the meantime the clearly Machiavellian and unethical behavior of his pursuers went almost utterly unreported.

-- The media fetish for Clinton's private life buried the seriousness of the growing assymetrical terrorist threat, embodied in the treatment of Clinton's attacks on Al Qaeda terrorist camps in 1998 as mere "wagging the dog" attempts to divert public attention from the Lewinsky scandal. At a time when Clinton was attempting to raise public awareness of the terrorist threat -- both domestically and abroad -- his pleas fell on the media's deaf ears because they had "other priorities."

-- The 2000 presidential campaign between Al Gore and George W. Bush became focused on trivial personality traits -- particularly Gore's supposed "embellishments" (such as the false "invented the Internet" meme) and Bush's supposed "straight shooter" qualities -- all of which were pure concoctions of partisan spin that favored the corporatist agenda of media ownership. The resulting extraordinary bias culminated in the Florida vote debacle in which Republicans were allowed to present pure falsehoods (such as the notion that machine counts were "more accurate" than hand counts) as fact, while Gore's legitimate efforts to challenge the counts under the established framework were depicted as illegitimate; and in the end, an extraordinarily corrupt and partisan Supreme Court ruling that overwhelmed Gore's popular-vote victory and placed Bush in the White House was treated as simply politics as usual, instead of the gross breach of democratic values that it was. It also placed in the White House a man manifestly incapable of comprehending the nature and gravity of the looming terrorist threat.

4. This degradation of the media, and its concomitant failure to keep Americans adequately informed, culminated in the attacks on American soil by Al Qaeda terrorists on Sept. 11, 2001, in which more than 3,000 people were killed in New York City and Washington, D.C. The media, to no one's great surprise, have never even begun to confront their own culpability in this disaster; and similarly they have failed to point out the fairly obvious culpability of the asleep-at-the-wheel president on whose watch it occurred. (Meanwhile, of course, Bill Clinton's role in the attacks has been aired ad nauseam.)

5. When George W. Bush sidetracked the resulting "war on terror" into an invasion of Iraq -- a nation that had nothing to do with the Sept. 11 attacks -- by waving evidence of weapons of mass destruction in the public's face and suggesting that any dissent was akin to treason, the media utterly failed in its responsibility to examine the claims seriously and to treat them skeptically. Instead, it became a virtual propaganda arm for the White House, and savagely turned on any person (see, e.g., Scott Ritter, who was smeared as a pedophile) who dared play the role of skeptic. Protesters were summarily dismissed as loony "Bush haters."

6. Coverage of the 2004 election has already begun to resemble the travesty of 2000, focusing on trivial (and mostly concocted) personality traits: Howard Dean is grotesquely portrayed as a maniacal and out-of-control Howard Bealesque loose cannon; John Edwards as a callow pretty boy; Wesley Clark as an egotistical martinet; and Dennis Kucinich as a whiny, limp-wristed socialist. Once he became the de facto nominee, the "French-like" John Kerry was given both barrels of this treatment, as his status as a war hero came under fire without any grounds whatsoever, while other reports focused on his being served peanut-butter sandwiches by a personal assistant. Meanwhile, patrician fraternity brother George W. Bush is depicted as a man of the people, clearing brush on his Texas ranch. Matters of substantive policy that actually affect voters' lives -- the administration's floundering in Iraq; an economic policy that deprived over 2 million Americans of employment and destroyed the nation's job-creation capacity; an environmental policy that ensured more polluted air and water and diminished wildlife, as well as the more rapid approach of global warming; an energy policy that ensured $2-a-gallon-and-worse gasoline and increasing dependence on oil; an agricultural policy that dooms forever the small family farm -- have not even crossed the media's radar.

7. Americans have had enough. Like Howard Beale, they're mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore. Unlike Beale, however, their revolt against the media Powers That Be will be neither manic nor futile. It will be organized, rational, factually sound, unintimidated and, in the end, constructive rather than destructive. It will be founded on certain basic principles:
-- The bastardization of modern mass media into a propaganda outlet for narrow conservative corporate interests, in violation of its historic (and constitutional) role as guardian of the public weal, will be opposed at every turn. The driving forces behind this corruption are the conglomeration and deregulation of the media, and the concomitant suppression of dissenting voices; the vanity and naked self-interest of the press corps, embodied in their open embrace of spin as fact; the willingness of the public to embrace "lowest common denominator" reporting that, instead of making them informed participants in democracy, treats them to the illusion of news as entertainment.

-- Its chief bylaw will be an insistence on traditional journalistic values: factual correctness, fairness and balance, a healthy skepticism of the reigning "official story," conventional wisdom, and the claims of critics and defenders alike. It will seek a return to the nation's newsrooms of the kind of investigative and consumer-oriented journalism that has been the first victim of the bottom-line orientation of corporate media ownership, as well as the kind of newsroom oversight in the form of truly independent ombudsmen that once ensured that someone was watching the watchdogs on behalf of the public.

-- It will embrace the principles of American democracy, particularly openness of debate and the open dissemination of information. It will never embrace or even suggest the suppression of conservative views; instead, it will be predicated on confronting bad speech with more speech. All we will demand is the equal consideration and dissemination of other viewpoints as well.

-- The degradation of the national discourse into trivialities and prurient speculation will be the focus of the revolt. When reporters insist on covering politics as a horse race, replacing serious analysis of policy and its effects on the real life of citizens with gossip columns and talking points, and especially when they engage in fraudulent journalism that twists and conceals the truth, they will be exposed for the untrustworthy miscreants they are. When corporate owners adopt de facto policies -- from gutting serious journalism in newsrooms, to a bias in hiring and promotion, to the outright suppression of dissent -- which slant the reporting that fills our newspaper columns and the public airwaves, they will be brought to bay by public pressure to respect the public's right to (and need for) informative, factual and balanced journalism. When the public is carelessly and selfishly gulled by entertainment propaganda posing as journalism, we will combat their languor by working hard to disseminate facts and logic through the many means now available to us in the computer age.

8. This revolt will be organized strategically around two realities: 1) Previous tactics in the efforts to reform the nation's media have largely failed or faltered (see, e.g., the "public journalism" movement), though their occasional successes and certain principles are well worth noting and preserving. 2) Though this is a revolution against an evolved status quo, the spirit it represents beckons to a return to civic-minded journalism that enshrines the diversity of voices in American media; it is, in fact, more traditionalist in orientation than radical. What is radical -- and unacceptable -- is the current state of journalism as a wholly owned subsidiary and propaganda arm of narrow corporate interests.
-- It will generally eschew boycotts of the media themselves. Such an attempt is not only unlikely to have any discernible effect (media companies are notorious for targeting "key demographics" anyway), it's self-defeating, since it's impossible to be informed enough to act as a media watchdog without being a consumer of their goods as well.

-- It will nonetheless apply pressure against media companies -- economic pressure through boycotts, and rhetorical pressure through letter-writing and publicity campaigns -- through two key venues: advertisers and the media conglomerates' non-media enterprises.

-- The businesses whose advertising dollars underwrite so much of this misbehavior can be especially sensitive to having their names associated with volatile issues that inflame public anger. Even mass letter-writing campaigns to these companies can have the desired effect; and if necessary, an outright boycott may be wielded.

-- Likewise, business boycotts of the larger media conglomerates under whose auspices the corruption of the press has occurred may be useful or even necessary, particularly if the misbehavior is egregious enough or actually occurs at the larger corporate level. Disney, for example, fully deserves a boycott for its outrageous corporate decision to prevent its Miramax subsidiary from distributing Roger Moore's anti-Bush film, Fahrenheit 911.

-- These campaigns will be focused especially on two key problems: the decline of journalistic standards for both factual straightness and depth of coverage, and the perversion of the national debate by focusing on trivialities and "character" issues in the place of serious policy matters.

-- The revolution also will demand certain legislative and structural changes that will break up the monoculturalization of the media and return it to its former diversity and openness. Foremost among these is the reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine. The demise (during the Reagan administration) of this regulatory protection against the partisan abuse of the public airwaves proved to be the cornerstone of the rise of the modern conservative domination of radio, particularly in the realm of the propagandist talk shows which too many Americans use as a substitute for serious information sources. The fears of the original critics of ending the doctrine -- that station owners would see the change as carte blanche for handing over the airwaves to a monochromatic ideology (in this case, conservatism) that only recently has begun to show cracks in the facade -- have manifested themselves all too clearly.

-- Along the same lines, but even more importantly, is the need to return many of the rules limiting the breadth of media ownership that were eliminated during the "deregulation" of the late 1980s and throughout the 1990s, and whose few remnants now remain under attack by the Bush-appointed FCC chairman. The vertical and horizontal integration of the nation's mass media is having the same destructive effect as the similar integration of the nation's food industry, ranging all the way from small-town papers devoured and gutted by chains to cable-TV and network news becoming increasingly dominated by a travesty of the journalistic ethos twisted into a perverse culture of celebrity whose broad effect is to numb and paralyze the populace. Our means of informing the public have been winnowed down to a handful of large corporations who continue to demonstrate an utter disregard for anything beyond their own narrow interests. And those interests in recent years have come to clearly include keeping the public in relative ignorance by keeping them focused on trivialities and phony non-issues.

-- In the long run, this will require structural changes -- both in FCC and other regulatory policy, as well as in the tax and investment infrastructures -- that both require and encourage the breakup of media conglomerates. At the same time, it will be important to encourage (also through tax and investment infrastructures, as well as various small-business initiatives) the revitalization of small local ownership of the nation's media, along with the diversification of national-media outlets, ranging from the creation of viable newswire services beyond the current Asssociated Press monopoly to the divestment of national news networks from their dominance of cable TV.

-- This must be a nonpartisan revolution, though of course the immediate beneficiaries will be progressives, liberals and centrists, since all have faced a relentless assault from the conservative movement over the past decade regarding their voice within the mainstream media. (The entire purpose of the "liberal media" myth was to cast any idea or policy that fell outside the conservative party line as the product of a corrupt "liberalism.") Nonetheless, there are also conservatives of good will who recognize that the current cabal controlling both the government and media represent nothing particularly to do with genuine conservative values and almost entirely to do with the Manichean acquisition and manipulation of power. All Americans of every political stripe stand to benefit from these reforms, especially since their abuse in this decade can become a two-edged sword in another generation. No one, liberal or conservative alike, benefits from a constricted media that is only good for transmitting propaganda and lacks the diversity that is essential to informing a democracy.

9. The Internet -- and in particular, blogs -- will be the cornerstone of the strategy this media revolution will follow, though of course all means are important participants. Indeed, the reforms are intended to reach every facet of American mass media: newspapers large and small, television, film, radio, books, and of course the Internet.

For that matter, blogs themselves are odd creatures in that, except for the handful who actually engage in original reporting themselves, they are almost entirely dependent on other media forms, particularly print and Internet journalism. But part of what makes them unique is that they synthesize and contain information from all these other sources.

Blogs are, above all, uniquely democratic in nature. Anyone can blog. Supposedly serious "name" journalists ultimately have no more real value in the blogosphere than pseudonymous gym teachers who reveal a knack for being in touch with the larger populace. The value of what you write about, and how well you do it, is all that finally counts.

Blogs are also uniquely self-correcting in a way that eludes most other media; if false information is disseminated, it doesn't take long before it's eviscerated by other bloggers. This function, indeed, forms the backbone of its larger role as a media watchdog; just as blogs will "out" bad blogging, they also have been shown to expose false reporting, as well as malicious behavior on the part of both politicians and the press that might otherwise be buried in the "mainstream."

Because the blogosphere is still more or less in its infancy, it remains somewhat indistinct in shape, though a larger architecture is already beginning to emerge. There are inherent flaws, not the least of which is that a consistent blogger ethos seems not to have emerged fully but has remained formative; at some point, a sense of journalistic ethics ought to take root in the name of establishing credibility.

Nonetheless, blogs can and should play the role of central clearing-house for information in the Media Revolt. As the general public realizes that blogs can provide them with vital information they're not getting anywhere else, the audience will build. This includes the whole gamut of information: the factual news about the world, as well as reports on who's misbehaving or committing political atrocities or simply being incompetent; analysis of this information that would be suppressed in mainstream reports; information about planned actions to protest misbehavior; and action and funds needed to enact the needed legislative and structural reforms.

Blogs, in other words, can and should play the role abdicated by the mainstream media both in monitoring their own behavior and ethics, and in providing enough diversity that a wealth of viewpoints are given fair treatment, as in any healthy democratic society, and the public properly served.

Blogs will not and cannot do the job alone, of course. The whole purpose of the revolt is to foster an environment in which mainstream journalists, from the lowly ink-stained wretch to the well-coiffed network anchor, are both allowed and positively encouraged to provide truthful and meaningful journalism that provides vital information to the public and does it responsibly and thoroughly. So that will mean recognizing and positively celebrating when superior journalism does its job well; such reporters and truth-tellers should be lauded, promoted, and in the end well remunerated for their work. It will mean channeling the marketplace to reward organizations that do their job well, too.

Finally, the Media Revolt will tap the energy of the citizenry through traditional means as well: Letter-writing campaigns, voting with our pocketbooks, organizing politics and funds on the ground -- without which, in fact, anything that occurs on the Web may prove meaningless. The idea is to turn from simply critiquing the media to taking concrete action.

10. There should be no naivete about the nature of what we are up against. This is a revolt against a national discourse that has degraded into a puerile swamp of innuendo, smear, and dishonest reportage. Anyone participating must be prepared to have the worst of this kind of tactic used ruthlessly against them. And yet because of that, the revolt must at every turn repudiate such tactics and refuse ever to engage them: there must be no groundless insinuation or nakedly false "facts." When they natter about "character" or "likeability," we should talk plainly about policy and what happens in the real world. Smears (that is, fact-free attacks on a public figure's personal character) should not be answered with counter-smears. It's fair (if a concession to diversionary tactics) to fight back with facts, but never fair to resort to twisting or omitting: that's what they do. Cutting corners just to score political points is a Pyrrhic victory. If this is a revolt about integrity, then it will fail if it does not emody integrity itself.

Questions about our opponents' characters, of course, will remain an issue as long as they insist on framing the debate that way, and as long as they keep providing factual reasons to remain dubious. But defeating them should never be predicated on attacking their characters; it should be founded on their disastrous and incompetent stewardship of both the national media and the government itself.

Undertaking this task means hard work. But it has become clear to us as citizens, in an age when fear and terror rule our body politic, that what is at stake here is the soul of democracy itself. To save it, no labor should seem too great.

Orcinus

May 3, 2004

Colin Quinn, Idiot

So I just saw the intro to Tough Crowd. What can I say, it's on after the Daily Show, sometimes I forget to turn the TV off soon enough. The first few seconds he had me. A red, white and blue banner with "My Bad" in "Mission Accomplished" style and he walked out in a fake flight suit, aviator glasses and all. He started mussing about how Bush was in a no-win situation. I had a mental pause, had Colin reverted from his Dennis Miller imitation? Nope.

He then went on to muse about how we were a super power and Bush should use the same finger he used to wipe coke off his nose in the 70's to nuke prominent middle easter cities, oh and he threw in Pyong Yang for good measure. Nuke the middle east! That's a great idea Colin. I'm sure that would make Israel safe and stop terrorism against the United States. I'm sure it would only kill the terrorists anyway.

Idiot.

Aptly Named

A restaurant chain is slapped by the DoJ for discrimination against blacks. Big deal? It was Cracker Barrel. It may be wrong to laugh at that, but come on! Cracker Barrel?

May 2, 2004

Eco-farmer-terrorist

The Navy needs to build a new runway. They found a spot they like. What's the problem? Farmers and birds.

The nemesis of the farmers and the bird-loving environmentalists is as formidable as they come: the U.S. Navy. The Navy is making an appeal to patriotism and arguing that it is justified in buying -- or, if need be, seizing -- more than 30,000 acres of farmland near the refuge to build a landing strip to polish the skills of pilots for its snazziest new crop of planes, the supersonic F/A-18E/F Super Hornets. The landing strip would be the first major new Navy facility since the 1960s and would break ground at a time when bases across the country are closing.

Little do the farmers know in that very instant they were transformed from domestic heroes that provide sustenance to patriotic Americans into "environmental whackos" and will now be derided as such on the Rush Limbaugh show. I'm sure Bill O'Reilly will tag them as "socialists," Ann Coulter will write them off as communists, and Karen Huges will say they are in bed with al Qaeda. Life moves pretty fast. Try and keep up.

April 26, 2004

Dear AT&T

You billing system sucks is less than optimal. Your contracts sucks are less than optimal. You GSM coverage sucks is less than optimal.

I will never use your service again and I will recommend to anybody who is foolish enough to ask me for advice about this subject, to not use your service.

Goodbye and good riddance,
Pat

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April 6, 2004

What Country Is This?

ACLU Sues U.S. Government Over 'No-Fly' List

Shuford, the lead lawyer in the case, said the lawsuit aims to force the government to create a way to remove people from the list once they have proven they are innocent. (emphasis mine)

You know, a lot of people say that September 11th changed everything... Did the whole basis for our justice system change when I wasn't looking?

April 4, 2004

Martin Luther King

36 years ago today he was shot dead. How much have we learned since then?

March 14, 2004

The Inequality of Girl Scout Cookies

This NYT article on the Girl Scouts and their cookies is just too weird. First, the poor kids/parents stuck with excess aren't supposed to use eBay to recoup their losses because the whole cookie selling ordeal really is all about learning "social skills and confidence from the experience." And by "social skills" they mean dealing with surly customers. To drive the "it's not about the money" point home it seems that the "boots on the ground" don't get to keep much of what they take in as the profits are skimmed at the top.

Mr. Berger says he is frustrated by the slow earnings rate of the cookies, especially compared with the rate for popcorn and peanuts that his son's Boy Scout troop sells each year. "The Boy Scouts here keep 35 percent of the purchase price," he said. "The Girl Scouts keep only 17 percent. So what are they teaching the girls — that it's O.K. to work just as hard and make less money?"

Sounds like a hard lesson of the "real world" to me. Don't worry though, you can find Thin Mints on eBay.

Hot Coffee

So at a party last night a guy was ranting about how out of whack the legal system is since you can sue for spilling hot coffee on yourself or breaking your leg while trying to break into a building to rob it, and win.

I knew there was more to the coffee story, but I could remember off the top of my head, so I let it go. Well, there is more to that story. There had been over 700 injuries from the coffee. I'm saying the suit was right or wrong, just that there is more to the story than 'some old lady sued for hot coffee and won.'

I'm still searching for the other case...

March 12, 2004

Gay Marriage: The Real Threat

Get this take on how gay marriage will destroy the western world:

There will be problems in the western world because then we've broken down the family. We're no longer producing children. And yet in other countries, where there is an agenda to affect America they are going to be producing children with a agenda to hurt the United States. So there's a concern. There's a fear there.

Pam Flannery

Dude...wtf? If we allow gays to marry, the family will be destroyed and thus nobody will choose to have children anymore. That's not even in the ballpark of logical. It's not even the same freakin' sport! Ah but Pat, you forget Faith supersedes logic. Oh yeah, never mind.

That's not even the scariest part either. The thing that really scares me is that this person feels that we need to have children because they will form the armies that will fight "evil" in the years to come.

Boy, evangelicals, I don't know...

March 11, 2004

Somos todos españoles

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | 'Today, we are all Spanish'

The terrorist attack in Spain was a horrible tragedy. Let's hope democracy can survive the attack. Be strong Spain.

March 10, 2004

Expel Florida: Reason #3,613

Miami police put tabs on rappers

US police have put some of the biggest names in hip hop under surveillance.

Officers in Miami are secretly watching and gathering intelligence on rappers like 50 Cent and P Diddy when they are in the Sunshine State, Florida.

Miami's police chief said the move was necessary to prevent violence but critics say the operation is intrusive.

Dear Florida, wtf mate?

Fat Kills

Obesity set to become No 1 killer in US

Obesity and lack of exercise will soon overtake smoking as the leading cause of preventable death in the US, scientists from the federal Centers for Disease Control (CDC) said on Tuesday.

House Passes Bill Blocking Fat Lawsuits

The U.S. House of Representatives overwhelmingly approved a bill on Wednesday that would bar lawsuits blaming the food industry and fast-food restaurants for making people fat.

Whew...just in time!

March 9, 2004

My first (and only) interview

A long time ago, when Greg kept a weblog, he interviewed me. I dug it up and post it here for my own vanity.

10 Questions - Pat Berry

Continue reading "My first (and only) interview" »

March 3, 2004

Wild Wild Life

Federal prosecutors charged Bernard J. Ebbers, the former chief of WorldCom, with helping to execute the biggest accounting fraud in the history of American business.

Ex-WorldCom Chief Is Indicted by U.S. in Securities Fraud
New York Times
March 2, 2004

Check out Mr. Businessman
Oh, ho ho
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
Oh, ho ho
He got some wild, wild life
Break it up when he opens the door
Whoahoho
He's doin' wild, wild life

Talking Heads
Wild Wild Life

February 28, 2004

Tell Me About Your Job Here

BOB SLYDELL So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and you bring them down to the software engineers?

TOM That, that's right.

BOB PORTER Well, then I gotta ask, then why can't the customers just take the
specifications directly to the software people, huh?

TOM Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with
customers.

BOB SLYDELL You physically take the specs from the customer?

TOM Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax.

BOB SLYDELL Ah.

BOB PORTER Then you must physically bring them to the software people.

TOM Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

BOB SLYDELL Well, what would you say… you do here?

TOM Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!

Office Space

"We communicate to the rest of the congregation how God leads us in prayer," Mr. Huizenga said. "This week we will certainly be praying on the marriage issue and the amendment that he is calling for," he said.

Gay-Marriage Fight Finds Ambivalence From Evangelicals
New York Times
February 28, 2004

Ah...

February 26, 2004

America: Don't touch my stuff

In an e-mail Greg explained his new take on America as a whole.

"The more I think about it, the more I am convinced that the U.S. is exactly like Psycho in Stripes."

Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Leon: Ooooooh.

Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

I'm pretty sure everyone else thinks we're Psycho too.

February 25, 2004

The Day So Far

It's really sad that I analyze my life through West Wing quotes. But, there it is. My day:

"I will kill people today, Leo. I will kill people with this cricket bat, which was given to me by Her Royal Majesty Elizabeth Windsor, and then I will kill them again with my own hands."

And It's Surely to Their Credit

And it's not even 10am yet...

Ryan, being the stand-up guy that he is, did a quick mock-up of the scene for me.

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February 22, 2004

Diet Wars

The war between the vegetarians and the Atkins people is really disgusting. I know over-weight vegetarians, so that's no sure thing. I also know people who ride the Atkins roller-coaster. I know people who do just fine of both styles of diets.

The smear on the Atkins diet because of the death of Mr. Atkins was awful. One case of heart disease does not a trend make. Most of the studies I've seen so far don't really damn Atkins more than any other diet which relies heavily on increasing or decreasing intake of particular foods. Personally I don't dig on designer diets, but I see that in some cases decreasing body weight is a "good thing" as it can reduce wear and tear on the body. Atkins in particular is very effective at shedding pounds, but with that power comes responsibility in being more vigilant about monitoring your body and how it is adjusting to your new diet. This is not me ranting at Atkins people, just a call to be careful.

What bugs me about all the designer diets is that they sell a false bill of goods. They try and say that you will get something (weight loss) for nothing but changing your eating habits. Now while you can point out that on every diet it has all the standard crap about see a doctor, exercise is good, blah blah blah, that isn't really what they are selling. They are trying to sell you on being healthy with the least amount of effort possible. Now I'm sure finding hot sauce with no sugar in it can be a lot of effort, you know what I really mean. Preying on the idea that our society can make things effortless. Look at all the 5 minute a day workout tapes or 15 minute a day home gym systems. Diet supplement pills, which are even worse than designer diets in my eyes, is what the weight loss industry is trying to sell. Something for nothing. The people that fail usually put in nothing. The people that succeed put in a lot of effort to make sure they reach their goals. That's all I'm really trying to say. It will take a lot of effort to reach your goal, whatever it is.

Weight loss, looking at it from a simple view point is burning more than you take in, or starving yourself (technically, not literally). The body most burn its stored resources to function there by you loose weight.

You know what's really great at burning those resources? Exercise. You know what else is a good idea? Checking in with a doctor. My father in-law wanted to drop a few pounds and thought Atkins would be good. He went to check with his doctor, who knew about his diabetes and said he should try a mod of the Atkins called The South Beach diet since it would fit in better with his diabetes.

Health is a balance of diet and exercise and mental state and millions of other things that aren't exactly well documented. Don't think you can get something for nothing. Don't think that not eating meat makes you healthy. Don't think that running 15 miles every day will make you healthy. Every body is different. Know your body and work with it. Me? Hacker Diet, which isn't comparable to the designer diets in that it says you should watch your intake/output and adjust them according to your goals. Oh and get off your but and exercise once in a while.

February 20, 2004

That was your plan Ray?

Morford:

God has a plan, after all. This is what they say. He has an incredibly
obtuse and impossibly dense master blueprint that explains all the war
and death and burned babies in Iraq, all the cancer and animal cruelty
and Lynne Cheney, and you are just too small and unevolved to possibly
understand, or do anything about it. Right? Well, no.

I so knew it!

February 18, 2004

Gay Marriage

Morford:

And no question became so clear, so obvious, as the one being asked by same-sex-marriage advocates around the world: What, really, is so wrong about this? What is the horrible threat about two adults who love each other so intensely, so purely, that they're willing to commit to a lifetime of being together and sleeping together and arguing over who controls the remote? And what government body dares to claim a right to legislate against it?

Word.

February 12, 2004

Things Beyond Me

So, let me talk this out to see if I can get it right.

Blogger opens and people can make weblogs. Blogger Pro opens and offers RSS feeds. Free Blogger accounts get no RSS feeds, unless they make their own through 3rd party software.

Okay, I think I'm still on track.

Google buys Blogger. Not much seems to change. Then free Blogger offers Atom feeds while Blogger Pro gets to keep RSS and gets Atom. People go all tin foil hat.

Did I get it all? No, I didn't. Blogger has stopped taking orders as they retool their offerings. It seems any speculation as to what they are going to do is just that, speculation.

I try and try to stay away from this crap. But you know what it looks like? XML vs SGML. SGML was the huge oak from which all the XML acorns fell. They got all the press hype and the SGML people were left banging more SGML into emacs instead of getting press interviews and stock options.

It seems a a new program or three pop up every day that support Atom and it's only at 0.3. It's going to IETF. What's not to like? Ask the SGML guys...or leave a comment.

Update 2/14 10:32PM: Comments now closed. There are other places to talk about this if you must.

Gays Marry, World Ends

That's right folks, the world has officially come to an end. Please deposit trash in the bins on either side of the door as you exit.

San Francisco City Officials Perform Gay Marriages

As of this moment every last bit of "sancity" has been drained from the institution formerly known as "marriage." Gone are the days when...

See what I mean? The world did not end. Two people who care for each other very much can now legally divide their assets if they split up. Move along...

February 11, 2004

Return of the Quickies

I have to spend the morning in Defensive Driver Training so that I can drive state vehicles. So let's dump a bunch of stuff out there and see what sticks:

  • Comcast makes a hostile takeover bid for Disney. Holy cow.
  • Microsoft Warns: Critical Flaw in Windows gets the "Not Really News Anymore" award
  • The Kings won on the road last night
  • Bush is entering a death spiral. It would be fun to watch if he wasn't screwing up the country. In my opinion the guy is a real jerk. I don't hate him, I just hate what is happening to the country on his watch. Don't worry though, just in time to save his sorry ass in the polls Mr. Greenspan squeaks out some good news. Lets hope he isn't just selling the party line, like he was with the tax cuts.

January 24, 2004

That's No Tree

Cory@BoingBoing: cell phone towers dressed up as trees. I was recently in Seaside (Monterey) and I saw one of these things. Big deal? It gets a little better. Next to the dressed up tower, was another undressed tower. My immediate reaction was some goofball at UC Monterey Bay was doing some control experiment with birds or something. I wish I had a photo, but it was right off the highway, my camera was in my bag, we couldn't stop, they told me they fixed it, it's not my fault!

January 13, 2004

The ACLU are Fascists?

The O'Reilly Factor Insider

The ACLU doesn't care about the law, or the Constitution, or what the people want. It is a fascist organization that uses lawyers instead of Panzers.

It will find a way to inflict damage on any concern that opposes its secular agenda - and it is growing in power.

I've recently formed an opinion that Bill O'Reilly suffers from some sort of mental problem. If he thinks the ACLU are fascists, I wonder what he thinks of EFF?

January 11, 2004

BB Readers on CAPPS

Some of the comments on CAPPS are scary as hell.

It's a shame your little girl (like everyone else) didn't like the experience, but maybe next time she'll be more used to it

You try to make it sound like you were wrongly treated, or your daughter was wrongly treated in some way. The understatement of your story is that you are uncomfortable that new security measures are in effect. So, who gives? Deal with it. It's a new world for all of us. That includes you.

The answer to your question "Why can't Homeland Security tell the difference between Al Quaeda and my six-year-old daughter? " ... is that there is no difference. Your daughter may not be an evil terrorist, but in the eyes of DHS, anyone can be a terrorist.

I'm focusing on the comments that basically say "get used to it" or "why do you love terrorists turning planes into missiles?" I wish these people would read the Schneier Salon op-ed.

Security involves a tradeoff: a balance of the costs and benefits. It's clear that canceling all flights, now and forever, would eliminate the threat from air travel. But no one would ever suggest that, because the tradeoff is just too onerous. Canceling a few flights here and there seems like a good tradeoff because the results of missing a real threat are so severe. But repeatedly sounding false alarms entails security problems, too. False alarms are expensive -- in money, time, and the privacy of the passengers affected -- and they demonstrate that the "credible threats" aren't credible at all. Like the boy who cried wolf, everyone from airport security officials to foreign governments will stop taking these warnings seriously. We're relying on our allies to secure international flights; demonstrating that we can't tell terrorists from children isn't the way to inspire confidence.

January 3, 2004

We had hail

hail
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December 29, 2003

Small Dog Advisory

NORTHERN SACRAMENTO VALLEY-CENTRAL SACRAMENTO VALLEY-
SOUTHERN SACRAMENTO VALLEY-CARQUINEZ STRAIT AND DELTA-
NORTHERN SAN JOAQUIN VALLEY-
400 AM PST MON DEC 29 2003

...WIND ADVISORY THIS MORNING FOR THE ENTIRE SACRAMENTO VALLEY...
CARQUINEZ STRAIT AND DELTA...AND FOR THE NORTHERN SAN JOAQUIN 
VALLEY...

A POWERFUL PACIFIC STORM SYSTEM WILL GENERATE STRONG SOUTHERLY WINDS 
OVER MUCH OF THE CENTRAL VALLEY AND DELTA. SUSTAINED WINDS OF 25 TO 
35 MPH WITH GUSTS IN EXCESS OF 40 MPH ARE EXPECTED THIS MORNING. A 
COLD FRONT IS FORECAST TO SWEEP ACROSS INTERIOR NORTHERN CALIFORNIA 
BY LATE MORNING. THE WINDS WILL DECREASE WITH THE PASSAGE OF THE 
FRONT. 

A friend said that back in his hometown that when the winds got really bad, the local news would issue a small dog advisory. Legend has it that one extremely windy day, a small dog was literally blown away. Safety tip: use a sturdy leash.

November 21, 2003

War with the World

Bush Says Turkey New Front in 'War on Terror'

President Bush said on Friday Turkey had become a battleground in the "war on terror" as police made their first arrests in deadly truck bomb attacks on British targets in Istanbul.

Heads up Istanbul...Constantinople you're in the clear. For now...

November 5, 2003

What Happened?

Sometimes, democracy sucks.

November 4, 2003

FCC Adopts Broadcast Flag

Damn.

"The FCC today has taken a step that will shape the future of television," said EFF Senior Intellectual Property Attorney Fred von Lohmann. "Sadly, this represents a step in the wrong direction, a step that will undermine innovation, fair use, and competition."

Hypocracy Defined

The struggle of "Death" v. "Life" in Florida has some interesting facts behind the scenes. The most glaring one is that the father, who is now the 700 Club poster-boy of the week, killed pulled the plug on his own mother. Hat tip to Atrios.

My brain hurts from trying to sort out all of the rationalization, twisting of logic and abuse of faith that is going on here. But I'm sure it can be summed up into "do as we say, not as we do."

October 23, 2003

Real Letter from Iraq

The local lefty rag, and I say that as a compliment, has a feature about a local boy in Iraq with the 82nd Airborne Division. It paints a different, much darker picture of how things are going.

He ends the letter by saying that his three and one-half years in the Army have made him "numb to watching people hung out to dry." What really bothers him, he says, was a photo he saw in The Stars and Stripes of a sign at a gas station in the States showing gasoline selling for $2.07 a gallon.

"Didn't we secure the oil fields? Aren't we a capitalist country anymore? Can't we sidestep OPEC now? Can't we at least, somewhere in the midst of deception, half-truths and outright lies, catch an honest break?

"If we're going to fight for a cause that isn't known, get fired on by our own weapons, and get screwed out of our benefits, then at least for God's sake give us something concrete to say we fought for--even if it's as trivial as being able to fill our gas tanks for 98 cents a gallon."

To those that would attack Sgt. Garth Talbott as a malcontent, please go take his place. Now. Or shut the hell up. Perhaps President Bush should get around the news filter of his "objective" staff.

Stay safe Garth.

October 18, 2003

I'm Not Dead Yet

Ailing Pope vows to stay on

"Get bent punks! I'm not going anywhere," declared a suddenly invigorated Pope John Paul II.

October 12, 2003

Dark Energy

The dark side of energy.

Astronomers announced Friday that the expansion of the universe started to accelerate about five billion years ago because of the influence of a mysterious dark energy.

When I hear "dark energy" I can't help but think of "Dark Eco" from Jak and Daxter. If you have a PS2 and haven't played it, you really should. It's incredibly fun and Jak II is coming out this week. Sweet.

October 10, 2003

Bill, You Ignorant Sl--

FAIR ACTION ALERT: O'Reilly Smears L.A. Times on Sex Abuse Story

In his continuing criticism of the Los Angeles Times for printing stories about Arnold Schwarzenegger's alleged record of groping and sexual assault, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly (10/8/03) pointed to what he saw as a double standard: "Do you think the L.A. Times sent a squad of reporters to Arkansas to investigate Bill Clinton's problems with women? No, it did not."

In fact, the L.A. Times did investigate Clinton sex stories in Arkansas. A 4,000-word piece appeared on the paper's front page on December 21, 1993, running under the headline "Troopers Say Clinton Sought Silence on Personal Affairs." This article was one of the first to report on the scandal known as "Troopergate," which led to Paula Jones' lawsuit against Clinton and thus indirectly to Clinton's impeachment.

ACTION: Contact the O'Reilly Factor and ask them to issue a correction about the host's erroneous charge that the Los Angeles Times failed to investigate Clinton's "problems with women" in Arkansas.

CONTACT:
Fox News Channel
The O'Reilly Factor
oreilly@foxnews.com

October 9, 2003

Welcome to "Your Wrong Night"

We report, you get it wrong

I posted this elsewhere but I don't really think it can be overstated.

The more commercial television news you watch, the more wrong you are likely to be about key elements of the Iraq War and its aftermath, according to a major new study released in Washington on Thursday.

And the more you watch the Rupert Murdoch-owned Fox News channel, in particular, the more likely it is that your perceptions about the war are wrong, adds the report by the University of Maryland's Program on International Policy Attitudes (PIPA).

In times like these I need a good strong dose of Bill Hicks.

October 6, 2003

Judges? We don't need no stinkin' judges!

High Court Opens Term, Disposes of 2,000 Cases

Outside the court, several hundred religious demonstrators gathered. They opposed the court's rulings that a woman has a constitutional right to an abortion and one in June that struck down laws that make it a crime for gays to have consensual sex in private.

They also supported the display of the Ten Commandments in public buildings. Two demonstrators held up a banner declaring, "The Lord is our Judge."

Okay, so...the Lord is your judge. So what are you worried about the US Supreme Court for? Go home.

October 5, 2003

Middle East Peace

Israeli Warplanes Bomb Target Deep Inside Syrian Territory (AP)

Israeli warplanes bombed what the military called an Islamic Jihad training base in Syria on Sunday in retaliation for a suicide bombing at a Haifa restaurant. It was the first Israeli attack deep inside Syrian territory in more than two decades.

Uh-oh.

"The world will have to accept our decisions," Olmert said.

Will Israel accept the decision of other countries to stop backing them? Not likely. This attack can be seen as an extension of the Bush Doctrine, just not the preemptive part, unless you see it as a "warning shot" across the bow of Damascus.

I'm sure Powell is tried desperately to get them not to attack, if the US was consulted at all, although I don't really see how they could pull this off without talking to the US first. But it comes to, "if you can do whatever the hell you please to protect your people, why can't we?" Bush can go on and on about how each situation is different but at the end of the day we have no answer to that question.

Bad things are happening in the Middle East. The more things change...

October 4, 2003

Do Not Taunt The Tiger

Tiger mauls Las Vegas magician

Illusionist Roy Horn, half of the superstar duo Siegfried and Roy, was attacked by a tiger during a live performance at a Las Vegas casino on Friday night.

The craziest thing about the story is the fact that they have been working in Vegas for 30 years! Did they buy the same pact with the Devil that Dick Clark bought?

September 23, 2003

Information on SCO

Tasty info about the SCO case against IBM and Linux in general.

September 12, 2003

Taxes and "Fair Share"

Sam Seaborn in "The Fall's Gonna Kill You"

Henry, last fall, every time your boss got on the stump and said, "It's time for the rich to pay their fair share," I hid under a couch and changed my name. I left Gage Whitney making $400,000 a year. Which means I paid twenty-seven times the national average in income tax. I paid my fair share. And the fair share of twenty-six other people. And I'm happy to 'cause that's the only way it's gonna work. And it's in my best interest that everybody be able to go to schools and drive on roads. But I don't get twenty-seven votes on Election Day. The fire department doesn't come to my house twenty-seven times faster, and the water doesn't come out of my faucet twenty-seven times hotter. The top one percent of wage earners in this country pay for twenty-two percent of this country. Let's not call them names while they're doing it is all I'm saying.

August 27, 2003

The diff of Deaths

From death to deaths

Here's a depressing thing to see using the diff feature of NewNewsWire. Green is new and red is deleted.

August 18, 2003

Here We Are

30 years old, or as some people like to say, I'm in my 31st year. Whatever. A friend yesterday told me that the "Youth of America" no longer found me trustworthy. I wonder what took them this long? Was it the FBI wire I was wearing or the CIA cap that I had on?

The "Youth of America" is comprised of morons. The middle age folks of America are morons and the senior citizens of America seem to be morons as well.

At least I'm not getting bitter as I age.

August 17, 2003

Winner of the Blame Game

Ohio Lines Failed Before Blackout

Sorry kids, the Blame Canada game is off. As you saw earlier at Go Back To Sleep America, there is Bush connection. Shocker I know... Keep your eye on FirstEnergy Corporation.

August 16, 2003

Facts on the Blackout in the East

Experts Asking Why Problems Spread So Far

I woke up this morning to a flashing alarm clock. The power had gone out sometime this morning. This did remind me of the story I read last night at the NYT about the blackout on the east coast. It had more detail than any other story I've heard or read, and they still didn't know exactly what caused it. A very telling fact is that "this whole event was essentially a 9-second event, maybe 10." There was no time for people to keep the parts from working as they are supposed to in an energy grid.

The bottom line is that there will be a bunch of outrage at a system that worked like it was supposed to. Does that mean that a blackout over most of the north eastern seaboard is a good thing? Of course not. But the system did work as designed. If you want something else to happen, then maybe it is time for a new system. So while politicians will rail on and on about how "this was never supposed to happen again," you can at least be thankful that it will take days instead of months to fix the problem.

A Rock in Alabama

US judge defends 'holy rock'

The Chief Justice of the Alabama State Supreme Court installed a huge rock replica of the Ten Commandments in the rotunda of the courthouse. People complained and filed suit in federal court and won. Our "rock hound" told the feds to go get bent and exactly where they could put their federal court order because the rock wasn't budging.

"He argues that the separation of Church and State - a key plank of the US constitution - would not exist if God had not ordained it."

Is it just me, or did he just shoot himself in the foot there? Did he or did he not just say that God ordained the separation of Church and State?

He believed so strongly in what he did, that he had his monkeys sneak the 2.75 ton hunk of rock in "under cover of night." There are no reports that this was dubbed "Operation It's God's Court Now."

"You're attacking religion! You’re a faith bigot!"

No. I’m actually thinking that this guy has no clue how the separation of Church and State is critical to religious freedom. The separation of Church and State in America is to the religious groups of this country what anti-trust is to businesses. Many religious groups in this country understand that and are afraid of Bush's faith-based initiatives. It's interesting to see how Bush is trying to break both to give unfair advantages to his cronies.

If this judge wants to spread the word of God, then by all means he should quit being Chief Justice of the Alabama State Supreme Court and go do his thing.

As with all freedoms, like free speech, privacy, fair trials, etc., people think they apply only to them or their group. Didn't their mothers teach them to share?

August 6, 2003

ABC News Steals Onion Story

U.S. Sending Six to 10 Troops to Liberia (hat tip to Gibbs)

July 30, 2003

Never a Loss for Words

Welcome Marc Perkel, who never hesitates to say or write what he thinks.

July 28, 2003

Goodies to Iraq

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I'm off to the post office to send two shoe boxes of goodies to two soldiers in Iraq. They are both brothers of good friends of mine. They are stuck in Iraq. I'm curious as to what the "Support Our Troops" bumper sticker people have done, with the exception of paying taxes of course. In that sense, everyone who pays taxes is supporting the troops.

July 21, 2003

The Button

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The actual size is 1" in diameter.

July 19, 2003

Suspected Terrorist Fails to Fly

suspected-terrorist-button.jpg John Gilmore shares his experience of getting kicked off a British Airways place with Politech. Before I even read the story I was wondering how he even got on in the first place since John will not show any ID for a flight in the US ("Papers please?"). Luckily John answered: "I'm willing to show a passport to travel to another country. I'm not willing to show ID -- an "internal passport" -- to fly within my own country."

After the whole interaction was over, I offered to tell her, just for her own information, what the button means and why I wear it. She was curious. I told her that it refers to all of us, everyone, being suspected of being terrorists, being searched without cause, being queued in lines and pens, forced to take our shoes off, to identify ourselves, to drink our own breast milk, to submit to indignities. Everyone is a suspected terrorist in today's America, including all the innocent people, and that's wrong. That's what it means. The terrorists have won if we turn our country into an authoritarian theocracy "to defeat terrorism". I suggested that British Airways had demonstrated that trend brilliantly today. She understood but wasn't sympathetic -- like most of the people whose individual actions are turning the country into a police state.

It's a sad tale and I hope John wins his Free to Travel case against the government and the airlines. If you don't understand why showing IDs is silly, be sure to read the FAQ

July 10, 2003

Rummy backtracks a bit.

Senate Armed Services Committee

"To receive testimony on 'lessons learned' during Operation Enduring Freedom in Afghanistan and Operation Iraqi Freedom, and to receive testimony on ongoing operations in the United States Central Command region."

There have been a number of articles about this testimony already. Read it for yourself: Download PDF

July 2, 2003

The Pat with Spunk

Pat Buchanan: "The Court has now virtually stripped states of the power to legislate in the realm of sexual morality."

Mr. Buchanan goes to to explain how the Lawrence v. Texas decision of the Supreme Court will lead to repeal of just about every law on the books. "By creating a right of consenting adults to engage in homosexual acts, the Court has also put in jeopardy all state laws against incest, gay marriage, prostitution and pedophilia, assuming the youngster consents."

Yeah Pat, the Supreme Court is trying to destroy laws against pedophilia. Get real. I would have though a real conservative would have seen the huge win for privacy and keeping government out of people's private lives. I guess making sure everyone has sex in the "approved" way is far more important. Ah, but I forget the main flaw in the "small government" conservative stance...it's only small government for them and more government for "others."

June 29, 2003

Do Not Call Redux

President G. W. Bush: "When Americans are sitting down to dinner, or a parent is reading to his or her child, the last thing they need is a call from a stranger with a sales pitch. So we're taking practical action to address this problem."

Jamie Zawinski: Well, even if you buy that story, it's still useless, because the law exempts:

  • long-distance phone companies;
  • airlines;
  • banks and credit unions;
  • insurance companies;
  • all political organizations;
  • all charities;
  • anyone conducting a survey.

Sweet. I'm glad that got taken care of.

It Keeps Getting Worse

Whiskey Bar: "I guess it's a good thing I no longer have any pride left in my country, because if I did I'd be ashamed of it right now."

June 26, 2003

What happened on 9/11

The Memory Hole has a 12.5mb quicktime of Bush at the Florida school photo-op on 9/11. Now wonder the administration is doing everything they can to make sure 9/11 info doesn't make it to the public. Certainly in a crisis situation you will not be your most polished, but this video points out more than just a lack of polish. Watch it and draw your own conclusions though.

June 24, 2003

To put it mildly...

Jeremy Zawodny: "If there's anything the Open Source freaks are good at, it's blowing stupid licensing debates way out of proportion."

When it's all you've got, you hang on pretty tight.

June 23, 2003

Librarian Revolt

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Thanks Ren.

June 22, 2003

What is Censorship?

While, uh, randomly following referal links I found what I thought to be an odd rant on the EFF. It states that EFF supports censorship. This is in regard to Huntsman v. Soderbergh where people are using technology to view movies in different ways, mostly be bleeping out naughty words that offend delicate ears or too much skin that would offend sensitive eyes. It's the most ridiculous thing I've read all day, all let me tell you, there was a lot of ridiculous things on the net today.

From the EFF press release:

"If I buy a DVD and want to use some software to skip or mute parts of a movie I'm watching at home with my family, I should be able to do so," said EFF Staff Attorney Jason Schultz.

If you still think EFF is supporting censorship, I highly recommend you read the amicus brief which EFF filed in the case. If you only base your conclusion on comments in a slashdot thread, then I really don't think you are getting the real picture.

In my own opinion, which in incredibly biased since I work at EFF, this case is very much like the cases against Gator. The crux of the arguments being that copyright holders not only hold a monopoly on copying, but also on how people can view their work. This is just silly. Against Gator they claimed that putting another window over a window that happens to be showing their website is a violation of their copyright. Think about that for a second...now give me a list of applications that pop up windows which just might cover up a logo in a web browser window. Yeah, it's a pretty long list and includes about 50 from Microsoft itself.

But back to viewing movies the way the director intended... What if I watch the whole movie on mute? Is that censorship? I certainly watched any NBA game that Bill Walton was announcing on mute. I'm sure that violated the artistic integrity of the performance and I missed out on Tom Tolbert's continual Walton smack downs. Should I be sued? What about if I only have a black and white TV? Surely that would "ruin" Vanilla Sky! What if I hack my DVD player to always skip track 2 on any disc? Surely I will miss crucial plot points in The Blues Brothers! Worse yet, what if I'm color blind? Surely Kate Winslet's hair color must be viewed as it was dyed for the movie! Anything else is simply unthinkable! Somebody slap an injunction on me before I strike again! Oh the humanity! Think of the children!

If the service being provided was instead called "DirtyFlix" and promissed to add profanity, nudity, and punk rock hairdos to a movie using the same technology, and if EFF filed an amicus brief on their behalf, would they be supporting censorship? No. Just as they aren't in this case either.

June 9, 2003

Oh man...

Johnny Depp is 40 today.

June 7, 2003

Going Underground

Partial © Interscope 2003, reproduced without permission.

The Jam - Going Underground

Some people might say my life is in a rut,
But I'm quite happy with what I got
People might say that I should strive for more,
But I'm so happy I can't see the point.

Continue reading "Going Underground" »

June 2, 2003

The Mind Boogles...

NYT: Sympathy for Bombing Suspect May Cloud Search for Evidence (via This Modern World)

"He was a man who stood for what he believed in," said Bo Newton, a short-order cook in Andrews. "If he came to my door, I would've given him food and never said a word."

It really is all about beliefs. I guess as long as you believe in something strong enough you can rationalize anything from a pipe bomb in a trash can at the Olympic games to flying jets into buildings.

People scare me. A lot.

May 28, 2003

Why Are Deficits Bad?

Jonathan Chait at TNR gives us some deficit information.

May 16, 2003

That's A Good Question

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Get your war on.

May 14, 2003

Sign of the Times

<pberry>	A little bit softer now...
<pberry>	A little bit softer now...
<pberry>	A little bit softer now...
<pberry>	A little bit softer now...
<pberry>	A little bit softer now...
<pberry>	A little bit louder now...
<pberry>	A little bit louder now...
<pberry>	A little bit louder now...
<pberry>	A little bit louder now...
<pberry>	A little bit louder now...
<pberry>	Heyyyyyaaaaaaaayyyyyyaaaaayyyyyaaaaaaa
<pberry>	Heyyyyyaaaaaaaayyyyyyaaaaayyyyyaaaaaaa
<abertsch>	SILENCE EART FOOL!
<pberry>	You know you make me want to SHOUT!
<pberry>	Wait!  Wait!  Don't tell me... abertsch has never seen Animal House
<abertsch>	Obviously.
<abertsch>	So what follows is, "What does SHOUT have to do with Animal House?"
<pberry>	Man...the youth of America...
		*	pberry is officially old

What do you mean "never seen Animal House?"

May 9, 2003

San Francisco Bubble

Mark Morford from has some interesting perspectives, as per usual, about the San Francisco/Bay Area and how we differ so greatly from, well, the rest of the entire United States for the most part.

But overall, in a nation where innovative, even anarchic ideas about gender and belief and the violent insult that is our sanctimonious oil-drunk warmongering government are not only frowned upon but also openly mocked and threatened and sneered at, San Francisco still reins as the funk epicenter, the winking liberal stronghold, the ecstatic 69 to the nation's droning missionary position.

May 6, 2003

The New Crusades?

Charles Kimball was one of the guests on Fresh Air Monday night. He talked about how it might not be such a hot idea to send in the Southern Baptists, of which he is an ordained minister, right after we've taken over and start trying to convert Muslims to Christianity.

Ya think?

That being said he was one of the most well reasoned faith based speakers I've ever heard. We need more people like him.

March 6, 2003

Wrong on any level

Ziggy 9/11/2001 Memorial Calendar Ad

March 3, 2003

Humor or Homeland Security?

Help pick the new Department of Homeland Security logo. ( via Rick )

lame Homeland Security logo

February 28, 2003

Foolish French Follies

Here is a snippet from a private mailing list I'm on. The thread highlighted is talking about a ''Stand up for America Rally'' where people paid to smash a Peugeot. You know, because it's from France and all things French should be considered un-American or something.

>>> Let's dismantle the Statue of Liberty, that'll teach 'em!

>> ... and send it back, of course.

> ... COD.

February 19, 2003

In case of nuclear blast...

nuc_vis_distance.gif Take cover immediately, below ground if possible, though any shield or shelter will help protect you from the immediate effects of the blast and the pressure wave.

Thanks Mr. Ridge!

I'm a sucker

For example, how many liberals do you know that remember a doom and gloom 1980's? A doom and gloom economy, doom and gloom future, it was all going to fall apart, the 1980's were horrible, when in fact the economy was booming during that time. Liberals have an emotional belief that only Democrats were responsible for advancing civil rights, when in fact southern Democrats were the opponents of civil rights. It’s also not uncommon for liberals to remember the way things weren't, and accept the way things weren't, as reality, like a wonderful Clinton presidency. -- Rush Limbaugh

This is a joke? Right? Liberals are the only ones with flaky memories? I guess it is a bit silly of me to expect any sort of real critical thinking from a talking screaming head. Something D-O-O economics...

When News Breaks...

...The Daily Show fixes it. Josh got a ReplayTV and has been recording it every night and then being kind enough to store them until I can come over and watch them en masse. We we talking about how they are one of the few voices against a war on the air right now. They are also banging the "Why haven't we caught bin Laden yet?" drum every night. Which is nice. You know...just so we don't forget who really attacked the United States and killed our people.

They do come up with some truly disturbing stuff though. Witness the Micheal Jackson Alert Scale:

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Oh. My.

January 23, 2003

Car update

So the lady that hit me called me up to tell me that I lied to my insurance company. Since I never wrote down what happened, here is my version.

I was driving north on Lombard Street, towards the Golden Gate Bridge. I had changed into the middle lane about halfway through a block. Coming to the next intersection there was a truck turning left, stopped, with traffic stopped behind it. A black Jeep Cherokee tried to come into the middle lane and it's front right headlight went into my back driver's side door.

When we pulled over into a parking lot the driver got out and asked me if I saw her blinker. I said "no." Now, should it matter? I was in the middle lane. Merging traffic has to yield, right? She was in a hurry to get around a stop in traffic. No problem there, except that I was already in the lane.

Now she called me up today and started yelling at me about how I lied. I wasn't in the lane and I was trying to get by her. I was the one who was moving and she was the one trying to get around a truck turning left. She didn't see me. She said she looked over her should and saw me in the other lane. If I was in the other lane, how did she manage to hit me in the middle lane? She hit when she first started to come into the middle lane.

So she is pissed that Allstate is trying to get money from her. She got a letter from Allstate saying that she had made an unsafe lane change. I didn't say that. Allstate is the one trying to get the money. But nothing will change the fact that she hit me.

January 17, 2003

Car Get Squished

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November 15, 2002

From the not-with-our-pants-down-again Department

FBI Warns 'Spectacular' Al Qaeda Attack Possible Al Qaeda may be planning "spectacular" attacks inside the United States, the FBI has warned, saying national landmarks and other sites where attacks might result in massive casualties, economic damage and psychological trauma were at risk from the extremist network.

After having been on hightened alert for over a year now, I fear that this kind of announcement isn't going to have to same effect it might have late last year or even early this year.

UPDATE: Bruce Schneier's new book on the whole "more secure" fiasco that's going on. Thanks Cory! ;-)

September 6, 2002

Learn something "new" every day

Did you know that Hooters has a magazine? [TheFlangyNews News]

Nope. I sometimes wonder how AdamV finds all of these links, but then I remember that this is the Internet and of all the silly urls that I get in email and irc...

August 30, 2002

Getting information at any cost

Alan Dershowitz Wants 'Torture Warrants'. Plastic::Politics::Law: The right to remain silent? When it comes to accused terrorists, Dersh prefers the right to be beaten with a rubber hose. [Plastic: Most Recent]

Sometimes, even the "bad guys" know that physical torture won't get you what you want/need, as Nice Guy Eddie from Resevoir Dogs will tell you:

If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire. Now that don't necessarily make it fucking so!

Can you imagine Ashcroft dancing around a bound and gagged John Walker Lindh with Stealers Wheel's 'Stuck in the Middle with You' playing in the background? A creepy grin oozes across his face as he douces Lindh in gasoline and then grabs his straight razor. "I don't give a good fuck what you know or don't know, I'm going to torture you anyway," Ashcroft explains to the helpless Lindh.

Why, oh why would you use torture when there are more effective ways of getting information from somebody? Why don't you use that NASA brain scanner instead?

August 28, 2002

RIAA hacked

Filesharing Of A Different Kind: RIAA Website Hacked. Plastic::Media::Music: The RIAA website had a slightly different tone last night, endorsing file-sharing and linking to MP3s. Heh, hacking might be juvenile, but who better to receive the treatment? [Plastic: Most Recent]

"Where can I find information on giant monkeys?"

As defacements go, this was pretty clever. In case you are wondering, no this will not make the RIAA see the errors of their ways, nor will it stop them from trying to get the legal clearance to screw with your computers. It's too obvious.

Can you believe that riaa.org is still running IIS 4.0? Gee, how did the ever get hacked running that? The mind boogles.

August 27, 2002

Patent fun

A patent/copyright flame up on irc today. I had to dig up a Forbes article titled Patently Absurd. It's a good read. Fear IBM and their army of patent lawyers.

"OK," he said, "maybe you don't infringe these seven patents. But we have 10,000 U.S. patents. Do you really want us to go back to Armonk [IBM headquarters in New York] and find seven patents you do infringe? Or do you want to make this easy and just pay us $20 million?"

August 24, 2002

Creationism on the prowl

Georgians Strike A Blow For God. Plastic::Work::Religion: "Facing a lawsuit from the ACLU over its requirement that science textbooks contain disclaimers stating that evolution is 'a theory, not a fact', the Cobb County school board has voted in a policy which requires schools to provide students 'balance'" [Plastic: Most Recent]

Let's be perfectly clear that this policy is not about balance. Evolution is a theory, but does theory really mean what you think it means?

Many people learned in elementary school that a theory falls in the middle of a hierarchy of certainty--above a mere hypothesis but below a law. Scientists do not use the terms that way, however. According to the National Academy of Sciences (NAS), a scientific theory is "a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that can incorporate facts, laws, inferences, and tested hypotheses." No amount of validation changes a theory into a law, which is a descriptive generalization about nature. So when scientists talk about the theory of evolution--or the atomic theory or the theory of relativity, for that matter--they are not expressing reservations about its truth.

The above quote was taken from an online Scientific American article title 15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense. It's a good read.

Back to the balance bit. This is clearly nothing more than a ploy to get their religious views in the public schools. If it were really about balance there should be an entire class, not in the science curriculum, about all of the many stories of creationism from around the world. It would be a very interesting class and I wouldn't mind taking it.

Again, let's be clear that creationism does not belong in a science class. At all. Period. It is not science. It's not even bad science. Creationism has devolved, no pun intended, into a million hair-brained schemes to try and debunk evolution.

Granted, there are a few scientists out there that are creationists, but they at least play by the rules of science, the scientific method, and they focus on very small parts of evolution.

Attacking the idea that there is change over time makes you look like you have no ability to see the facts. Pointing out that evolution isn't completely explained or even understood yet doesn't make it go away.

Creationism is not science, so let's not put it in science classes.

August 19, 2002

Me me me.

So not only do I have my own comic strip today, I have my very first published interview.

It's all so surreal...when will I wake up from this crazy dream. Thanks to "Josh" and "Kuch" for all the kind words.

Speaking of crazy dreams...yesterday Kat and I went to spend a bunch of money to help prop up the fake economy. Anyway, and "kat2" will laugh at me for this, I bought two Erasure CD singles. Well, a 2 part CD single set for the song Freedom from the album loveboat. The copyright is 2000 so I'm way out of touch I guess. I managed to keep up with the Pet Shop Boys, but Erasure slipped by me somehow.

Oh well, it's good stuff...if you like Erasure.

July 31, 2002

Linux can be funny

rc3.org Daily I got my TiVo in the mail today. Finally a Linux box that I can get to work properly ...

Funniest thing I've seen all night...

Slander, it's not just for breakfast anymore

Salon.com News | Learning from Bill Buckner The Red Sox veteran accepted responsibility for his 1986 World Series gaffe, and he lives with a kind of grace now. Pete Rose and Ann Coulter, listen up.

Keith Olbermann is a great writer. It would be interesting to see how Coulter would respond to this. I'm sure she would just say that Olbermann is a part of the Liberal Media that continually crushes the poor conservatives. Of course, that wouldn't be an answer to the question, but it would be par for the course with Coulter.

Since I bash Coulter, can I be part of the Liberal Media now too?

DMCA Fun

Security warning draws DMCA threat - Tech News - CNET.com "HP hereby requests that you cooperate with us to remove the buffer overflow exploit from Securityfocus.com and to take all steps necessary to prevent the further dissemination by SnoSoft and its agents of this and similar exploits of Tru64 Unix," Ferson wrote, according to a copy of the letter seen by CNET News.com. "If SnoSoft and its members fail to cooperate with HP, then this will be considered further evidence of SnoSoft's bad faith." [CNet]

I saw the link in a bunch of places, one of which was slashdot. Bruce Perens, of course, got roasted. Not surprising in the least of course. Perens, just like RMS and ESR is out there trying to make a difference. They all do it in different ways, but at the heart of it all they are trying to do good. Help 'em out eh.

But on to the DMCA...no case has come to trial where the defendant wasn't some "hacker" being painted as a common crook. The 2600 case was a classic example of this.

The Felten case was dropped since the RIAA caved and didn't have a "hacker" to put on trial, but rather a career professor who was interested in teaching people. There will probably never be a challenge where the defendant won't be somebody that can be painted as a hood. I mean look at this research institute that HP is trying to silence. They all go by 31337 haxor names. The kind of people who don't stand a snowball's chance in hell in a court room.

We all know that Freedom of Speech is only for nice people.

July 30, 2002

Funny?

I thought this was one of my best slashdot posts ever. Of course, it didn't get any moderation.

July 29, 2002

Ignorance bad! Education good!

Plastic: Muslim World Gets A Malaysian Wake-Up Call [Plastic]

Some of what he says makes sense, so obviously nobody will listen to this crackhead. Of course, some of the other things he says are pretty scary.

Ziff Davis is broke

Ziff Davis Is Said to Plan a Bankruptcy. Ziff Davis Media, which was a major player in technology publishing, has been telling advertisers that it will be forced to enter a prepackaged bankruptcy by the end of this week. By David Carr. [New York Times: Technology]

I guess Dvorak didn't stir up enough mac user vile to keep that ad revenue up. Now he has something else to blame on the mac.

July 28, 2002

Talk about perspective

The Miami Herald | 07/28/2002 | Invest more, and replenish It turned out that you would have been better off, from an investment standpoint, if you had fed your retirement nest egg, a quarter at a time, into a Skee-Ball machine.

July 27, 2002

Google and Ashcroft sittin' in a tree...

Net Users Try to Elude the Google Grasp

The article makes some good points and some bad points. The bad point is that google is to blame for indexing information. This is what google does. If you put information on the web, you should expect people to see it. If you don't want this to happen, there are very simple solutions to make sure your information is not indexed. You could use a robots.txt file on your web server, or you could password protect your site. Both are faily trivial, and if you don't know how, call the tech support at your hosting company.

The information you put on the web is in a public forum, unless you put it in a private one. It is your responsibility to keep private information private. If you throw your private paper records in the trash, somebody at the dump can read them. If you put you private records on the web, which is like an information dump of sorts, people can read them.

Now the good point is that government agencies are putting records online. This isn't so good. If only you were able to access your records, by authenticating yourself somehow, then it would be fine. But as it stands, this is something government should be very careful with.

Of course, when I was going to Chico State, they used to post test scores with our SSN number in the hall. Oops.

July 7, 2002

Can Bush do the right thing?

All the President's Enrons By FRANK RICH

July 6, 2002

Eat it XBox!

Sales of PlayStation 2 Rise. The Sony Corporation's sales of PlayStation 2 in North America more than doubled in May, outpacing sales of video game machines made by its rivals, Microsoft and Nintendo. By Bloomberg News. [New York Times: Technology]

Just when things were starting to go well...

Afgan Vice President Qadir Assassinated. Haji Abdul Qadir, one of Afghanistan's three vice presidents, was assassinated outside his office in the center of Kabul today, Interior Minister Taj Mohammad Wardak said. By Reuters. [New York Times: NYT HomePage]

July 5, 2002

Sing it now! All you need is greed...

Stocks Surge as Investors Buy Up Bargains. Stocks made sharp gains this morning as investors, emboldened by the absence of any major terror incidents yesterday, snatched up beaten-down stocks. By Reuters. [New York Times: NYT HomePage]

Lose a battle to win the war. We hope...

Hacker Drops Appeal of DVD Piracy Case. SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - The publisher of a hacker Web site will not appeal a ruling that prohibits the posting of links to software that unlocks digital copyright protections on DVDs, attorneys said on Wednesday. By Reuters. [New York Times: Technology]

June 25, 2002

Of course I'm wrong!

From Y.B. Normal

This is, in fact, wrong. Hamas has a very clear agenda it sells. That it is possible, through a terror war of attrition, to destroy the state of Israel and take its place.

This is response to my post about Breaking Terrorist.

The recent story about the woman bomber who bailed at the last minute is what came to my mind. Hamas or Islamic Jihad had basically used the fact that her boyfriend had been killed. It wasn't just about the greater glory of Palestine or pushing Isreal into the sea.

Maybe their original message is getting harder to sell?

June 24, 2002

Pot, Kettle... Kettle, Pot

John Dvorak pegs me perfectly.. In his latest PC Magazine column, columnist John Dvorak calls me a "goofy looking schlub." That pretty much nails it.
Link Discuss [Boing Boing Blog]

I worked with a guy who worked with Dvorak. Dvorak has no room to talk. But ours is not to wonder why, only to drive traffic...

That seems...odd

some guy. Why does some guy have a saved HTML calendar from my site? [TheFlangyNews News]

The crazy crap you find in referral logs...

February 27, 2002

OddTod

OddTod Laid Low by the Law [Slashdot]

I wondered when this guy was going to get screwed again. I'm sure he isn't taking in enough to actually do anything. Of course, rules are rules even if they are stupid, retarded rules.

On of the comments on /. took that high ground and said that they people who donate money to OddTodd are the kind that ignore homeless people on the streets. Well, to that, OddTodd isn't a homeless person on the street. He is offering up work that he has created and is asking for a small donation if you liked it. He is more like the sidewalk artists and musicians that work for their donations. It's a lot different than pan-handling.

February 25, 2002

Religious Tolerance

Religious Tolerance = Right to Proselytize? [Plastic]

Do you remember that scene in Starship Troopers where the "renegade Mormon outpost" is destroyed by the pissed off aliens?