Open Letter to Microsoft Windows
Dear Windows (all versions),
I hate you. I loathe you . I despise you. I abhor you. I detest you. You are an abomination. You are repugnant.
I wish you great harm. I wish upon you all the things I say I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. I wish you would bloody f*cking die a horrible, painful death. Slowly. As if somebody was cutting your heart out with a spoon.
I know I'm not the first person to have these feelings about you, but they are mine and I chose to share them with you at this time.
Love,
Pat
Comments
Microsoft should be forced to sacrafice it's first born child... or Internet Explorer. That pathetic excuse for a web browser has driven me to drink.
Posted by: Scott | February 4, 2005 9:27 AM