Kung-Fu to Save Forests

President Bush is pictured here at Inspiration Rock in Arizona, displaying his kung-fu skills which he says he will use on any "tree-hugger" that tries to stop his Healthy Logging Industry Forest Initiative. Oddly enough the scorched forest that he is standing in was overdue for thinning. A project which was fully backed by the "tree-huggers" and was on hold only due to lack of funding from the Bush administration.