Merry #@&*$! Christmas

I know that I'll be see as a "grinch" for this...but, the stupid...it burns!

I was out running errands with the mom today and she let me know that the War on Christmas is being fought right here in Chico. That's right, Dan Gamel's RV Center wanted to let you know, through the miracle of the television commercial, that they weren't afraid to say...wait for it...waaaaaiiiiiit foooooor iiiiiiit, "Merry Christmas." They also have no problem mentioning the G-word. You know, God!

Wow. Just...wow.

Thanks, Dan! To know that you are holding the line in this battle really warms my cold, black heart. What would really rock is if you went on the offensive, because the best defense is a good offense. I want your next commercial to tell people who don't celebrate Christmas that they can screw off because you don't even want their money. Yes Dan, it would be a Christmas coup! Strike fear into the hearts of pagans and blasphemers and atheists and the Jews! Let them see what freedom really is. Let all of Chico know that the only dollars you accept are the ones earned by people who have accepted Jesus Christ as their savior and the rest can just go buy their RVs from Satan.

Only you can save Christmas in Chico, Dan. Don't let Jesus down, Dan.