Reach Out and Touch Faith

Recently there have been a number of groups coming to "spread the word" on campus. They stick to the high traffic quad area and generally are just there to have their say.

It's too bad that "their say" is basically that gays are an abomination and that most of the things that people do when they are in college will get them sent to "The Lake Of Eternal Fire." That's no way to win people over. They should take some lessons from The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who has a beer volcano in Heaven. Hard to top that...

This guy was really giving people the business over their apparent (to him at least) paganism. I guess being a college student who likes to debate issues, even if you don't personally advocate the position you are arguing, makes you such a creature. His take on life was not uncommon to me. He had lived more than anyone else on the quad that day and therefore his opinion was better.

You see, the people he was "preaching" to didn't understand because they were stupid. He had lived longer and knew what they didn't.

His list of villains was also quite interesting...he had the Mormons, Catholics, gays, and atheists. I'm sure he had more, but that's all I had to stomach to hear. You see, they weren't true Christians, especially the atheists, and when Judgement Day comes they will be left on Earth and Satan will take over while he kicks it in Heaven with Jesus.

I'm sure he and Jesus will have a good laugh while Satan savages our souls.

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. "

Verbal Kint
The Usual Suspect