Not His Fault

So there is a story going around about how the president's motorcade somehow made some kids miss a play. I really hate stories like this. First, the president wasn't behind this. There was no malice. It's not like he's sitting back there with a scrunched up face (queue Jon Stewart "Bush laugh") rubbing his hands together saying, "who will I personally screw with my massive motorcade."

It. Just. Doesn't. Happen.

Second, who cares? The motorcade isn't planned by Bush. I don't care if it was for a haircut. He just gets in the car they point him at and he gets out when it stops. Yes, Clinton caught hell for every instance of his motorcade screwing a group over. I hated those stories too.

There are almost countless real things that he is directly responsible for us to get our collective panties in a bunch. So quit freaking wasting your energy on crap that doesn't matter.

That is all.