Consistency is Key

I realize that 1998 was a long time ago, but conservatives at the time were having a field day that "they" got Clinton to lie under oath (which he totally did -- hard to find anybody who says different these days). But you would think that with their white hot hatred for Big Dog, they wouldn't forget their talking points about perjury and obstruction of justice.

Of course, you would be wrong. Oh so wrong. So wrong in fact, that would not even understand the theory of right.

In a way I almost feel sorry for the people that the GOP run out on a daily basis to knock down "charges" because not only do they not know what charges might be coming, but they don't even know if their will be charges. Yet they are launching a pre-emptive attack on anything, everything, and _anyone that might be related. But then they open their mouths and spew the most ridiculous nonsense you've heard since "define the meaning of 'is.'"

Dear GOP,

It was a horrible ten years, while it lasted.

Thanks for all the...uh. Never mind.

Love, Pat