Ann you ignorant...

Well, you know the rest. But let us look at it from Ann's viewpoint for a moment. Two dumb-asses ran at her, while she was on stage speaking, with aluminum pans filled with an unidentified, white creamy substance. She had only seconds to react. Did she stand there and take it like that pansy Bill Gates? No way. Not Ann Coulter. She got on her high heels and dodged those pies! To which we say bravo Ann! Bravo!

In the split second before she hightailed it off stage she must have been overcome with fright. Her liberaldar (which is like gaydar, only it detects liberals instead of gay people) must have been telling her something was amiss. No doubt a feeling of terror had filled her gut. This sense of terror is obviously what she is referring to in her statement on Hannity and Colmes when she said, "an act of terrorism was committed against me."

I'm sure in no way she was comparing having two pies thrown at her to the east coast sniper attacks, the Oklahoma City bombing or either of the WTC attacks. Because really, that would just be stupid. Who would be so delusional and self-absorbed to compare themselves to victims of real terrorism for having pies thrown at them.