Fafnir Answers My E-Mail

I asked Fafnir, "Who would win in a fight between Cthulhu and The Medium Lobster?"

He replied:

Oh wow. Well I have met both an I gotta say Cthulhu's a whole lot shorter than you'd think. He only sounds big cause yknow all his talk about devourin the earth an arisin outta R'lyeh when the stars are right an whatnot. Well from what I have seen I can tell you he is (1) very small so I think the Medium Lobster could take im on a pure pound to pound basis not even accountin for everythin the Medium Lobster does not project into our linear universe an (2) Cthulhu's real lazy. That is why you will not see any arisin or earth-devourin any time soon. He is sittin on the couch watchin his stories most a the time. So he really does not have the drive to take on ML I personally think.