Morford Bows at the iPod Alter

Man, talk about your classic golden calf.

Really, what can we look to in today's culture that's at once immediately accessible and also representative of the speed, dexterity, magic, annoyance and utter savage bliss that is modern life? Voilà: the iPod. What, you were gonna say "Nokia?" Or "Explorer?" Or "TiVo?" Please.

Screw it, iPods rule! Mark, if there is a Hell -- I'll see you there buddy!