Ticketmaster, wtf?
Got this beauty in a "targeted e-mail."

Skinny Puppy and Tim McGraw together at last!
Now I'm not sure how the artists get picked for these e-mails. I'm sure it's some sort of automated system based on my ticket purchases in the past combined with a payola system. So, since I bought Pixies tickets I obviously want to go see Skinny Puppy because I hate any music made after 1991 and I live in the past. On the other hand, Tim McGraw has a promotional budget and he had to pay to get into my e-mail. Poor Tim...if only he knew I lived in the past and hated all music made after 1991.
