Tell Me About Your Job Here

BOB SLYDELL So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and you bring them down to the software engineers?

TOM That, that's right.

BOB PORTER Well, then I gotta ask, then why can't the customers just take the
specifications directly to the software people, huh?

TOM Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with
customers.

BOB SLYDELL You physically take the specs from the customer?

TOM Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax.

BOB SLYDELL Ah.

BOB PORTER Then you must physically bring them to the software people.

TOM Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

BOB SLYDELL Well, what would you say… you do here?

TOM Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!

Office Space

"We communicate to the rest of the congregation how God leads us in prayer," Mr. Huizenga said. "This week we will certainly be praying on the marriage issue and the amendment that he is calling for," he said.

Gay-Marriage Fight Finds Ambivalence From Evangelicals
New York Times
February 28, 2004

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