Osama Who?

Well it looks like Bush will once again bring his focus back to Osama since the Iraqi Adventure is going not excellent. It's all good though, The Mustache was a bad man, see he skimmed profits from the Oil4Food program! The war was justified! We swear! EVIL!

As if anyone needs to be convinced that The Mustache was a prick. WTF mate?

But hey, we love democracy so much we invaded Iraq for it. Of course, in Haiti, which we don't want to invade, again, we would rather the elected president step down. WTF mate? Oh you say because he was a thug too, so the elections didn't really count. Got it. Say, what about...never mind...we shall not go there right now.

I want to be like Bush. So I'm going to stop reading the papers. Can somebody please volunteer to filter the news for me? You have to be unbiased of course, like Rummy or Condi or even Andy Card.