Attention All Infidels

This came in off the wire:

From the Desk of the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla,

This is a message from your Holy Leader al Karim al Abdul bin Jabbar el Kucharo, praise his name!

This fatwa is to command all unfaithful to proclaim that Osama bin Laden should spin on it! Furthermore in accordance with holy teachings, he should also ram it and get a real job! We also herby and thereafter call for a Holy War with fresh fruit against things that the infidels like and we don't!

All Praise Corn Nuts!

The CIA has yet to verify the authenticity of this note.