Alpha Geek vs. Hapless Victim

Participants thoughs are in italics.

AG: Oh you use that? That stuff sucks. My foo is strong!
HV: Huh? Were you talking to me? Maybe he'll see that I'm busy and let it go.
AG: God I can't believe how bad the browser you use sucks. Macs suck in general though so I'm not surprised. Seriously, my foo rules! Check me out!
HV: Yeah, they sure do. Please Lord, let that end the conversation