Satire is dead

A petition to send back the Statue of Liberty. Here is the text of my email to the webmaster of the site:

Not only should we send the statue back, we should also deport all French nationals, even if they are also US citizens, as they are clearly French spies that pose a grave threat to the US. We should also declare that France is part of the Axis of Evil. They are a greater threat to international freedom than Iraq and we should take appropriate measures. They have a nuclear weapons program which should be dismantled. They have nuclear powered aircraft carries and submarines which could pose a threat to the US. We must strike now before it's too late!

As you can clearly see, your site doesn't go far enough. If you don't agree with me, you must hate America and freedom in general.

Hopefully it's taken with the same good-natured humor the author used for his site.