I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

Discovery Health Channel: "This research sends an important message to a population that is spending more and more time working and staying up late watching television or using the internet. Adequate daily sleep should not be considered a luxury, but an important component of a healthy lifestyle."

Of course, the study also found that people that slept more than normal also suffered similar health problems. I think The Onion put it best though:

"Death, a metabolic affliction causing total shutdown of all life functions, has long been considered humanity's number one health concern. Responsible for 100 percent of all recorded fatalities worldwide, the condition has no cure."