Look at my wing-span...I will destroy you all!

"So You've Decided To Be Evil" [Daypop Top 40]

Ha! This totally needs to be a web service. [ModWheel]

My plan:

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you will seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of computer programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three

Finally, you will demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.