Too many jokes, not enough time

Where do you start on a project gone to hell and you know the blame for it being late is going to land on your desk?

I think calling in sick is where I will start...

*cough* *cough*

I'm not feeling well today.

I can't go to baseball practice, Kyle has cancer...

But then I guess I should try and look on the bright side. I might get hit by a bus before it's all over!